No longer meeting

Couple in Burton-on-trent, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 7 hours ago

Greetings from Neil and Tanni.

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BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER - can we point out politely that we ONLY consider safe sex. This is totally non-negotiable. Naturally the same will apply in reciprocity. Sorry, but if your profile describes bareback as an option or a preference then please do not waste your time in contacting us

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On a lighter note, we are a slightly off-beat couple looking to meet couples/ single femmes for fun (of the physical sort) AND the social side of swinging. Although we are happy to play with single men on occasion at clubs it is quite simply easier to say NO SINGLE GUYS on here as, in our past profile, messaging was simply getting a little out of hand in that respect. T would not meet a single man under any circumstances without Neil's presence and her preference is for same-room play unless she has been made to feel particularly comfortable with the male half of a couple.

We are frequently found at Chams and (when the sun shines!) at Kestrels/ABfabs. More recently the world of European Swinging has opened up following fantastic holidays at La Mirage in Gran Canaria. (Anyone want to see our all-over tans ?) We have been swinging for several years - could certainly add an anecdote or two to that book that someone will write one day about weird swinging experiences - and would like to continue to celebrate our enjoyable hobby with those who don't take sex too seriously. T loves an excuse to dust off pretty lingerie (tights or stockings sir?) and we also have a small armoury of "toys" should the occasion arise.

Our preference is to form long-term friendships with like-minded folk, who enjoy a laugh, chat and a drink as much as a roll on/under the duvet (although Tanni claims that she is hot enough to avoid the duvet out of necessity!) Our usual "modus-operandi" is to arrange a social meet before mutually deciding whether a further play-date is a possibility. It's simply more pleasurable to feel a connection and we've genuinely felt that the best sex occurs when you can share a common interest or two (apart from the obvious one!) and have a bit of a giggle. It's hard to argue with T's logic that if she wanted anything other than a little respect, common decency and an altogether pleasant afternoon/evening (and yes, of course, a bit of flattery still goes a long way) then there are alternate types of sexual activity that could top up her pension-pot instead! Treat the lady like a lady and THEN the fun starts!

We can now accommodate (sometimes overnight for the right people) but equally, we are happy to travel a reasonable distance for folk kind enough to offer hospitality. We are pretty flexible on meeting daytimes and early evenings should that be a possibility also.

We are both broad-minded and there are very few "NO-GOs" in our preferences apart from restricting ANAL play to ourselves (nice to keep something back for high days and holidays). We will try most things at least once and swinging has given us the confidence to discuss and politely decline should the need arise. It is our hope that those we meet will feel and act the same!! Tanni is bi but more than happy to play with straight couples and in these circumstances has a proven track record of polite restraint!! N describes himself as bi-tolerant which avoids same-room "octopus sessions" becoming awkward.

We don't bite - so please drop us a message if you are interested in a social meet to see that we can all get along vertically as well as horizontally. If we message you and are not to your taste then a nice no-thanks is welcome and we would be prefer if you then blocked us to prevent us unintentionally messaging you in the future. Our creaking memories simply ain’t what they used to be. Of course we have recent face pics lurking in our private gallery to send when appropriate and would expect to receive same when exchanging messages. It’s otherwise fairly tricky in a crowded Wetherspoons to spot folk you are looking forward to meeting based on the back of a lady's head - and a particularly erect male member - though I wonder what WOULD actually happen if you shouted “Assume the Position”...................................................................????

We look forward to your message - and likely a phone conversation - let's get those diaries coinciding!

Neil

63 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Tanni

60 years old, Bisexual

5'6" 168cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 20 to 70
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Cuckolding, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*ales (70), Couple on 7 March 2020 by Meeting in person:
met this couple of genuine swingers at La Mirage .They are everything you could want to meet ,sexy, funny ,educated and very naughty !!!!!It was so good to meet you two thanks again for everything hope to see you back at La Mirage xxxx John and Mel xxxx

*aspalomas (54), Couple on 21 November 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this nice couple at a naughty poolparty and had a great time. xxx Bianca and Peter.

*ucifer Morningstar68 (55), Couple on 18 November 2019 by Meeting in person:
We bumped into this approachable, sociable, and naughty couple out in Gran Canaria and had great fun one happy hour. We can verify that they are a genuine couple, and we hope to see them at Chams sometime soon. Take care until next time. J&T xx

*irage67 (66), Couple on 15 November 2019 by Meeting in person:
We consider this lovely charming couple as real friends. Wonderful outlook to life and very very sexy people. If you spend time in their company you will be wanting more.

*exypair12 (57), Couple on 24 July 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met up with our very good sexy friends yesterday on the sun deck at Chams. The weather was hot & so were the girls when they got it together. Some very sexy naked play followed to cap off a brillient day. Sun, vodka, wine, flesh, sex.. utopia.. great couple, great fun. See you soon guys and we'll get a hole in one...or both of them xx KnJ xx

*ochons (67), Couple on 27 November 2017 by Meeting in person:
A special thanks to this wonderful couple for giving us a weekend to remember. They are very sexy and sensual and very interesting and easy to get on with. They are great friends and they are welcome at any time at our place. Looking forward to our next meet.

*uzy206 (65), Couple on 1 November 2017 by Meeting in person:
We had spent a happy hour or two with this sexy pair while on holiday in Gran Canaria. Good company and plenty of laughs socially. Great fun in the bedroom, Jacuzzi and playroom. Thanks for your company both we had a fab time. Hope our paths cross again sometime. C&H xxx

*exypair12 (57), Couple on 26 November 2016 by Meeting in person:
We were lucky enough to be invited to N & T's beautiful home at the weekend. Great start to the evening at the local pub, drinking real ale...back to the house, couple of shorts and then the girls got down and dirty...in a flash, all naked and in the bedroom....you can guess the rest. Before we knew it, it was 1am.....overnight stay and leasurely drive back after breakfast. A fantastic evening , great hosts and certainly one meet we won't forget in a hurry. Thank you for the invite for round two guys, we shall certainly take you up on it. If you get an invite from these guys, go for it....love KnJ xx

*ambi thumper (49), Couple on 16 November 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met these lovely people at Chams last night. They are articulate but also downright dirty (in a good way obviously!!lol). They are very generous in their attention and fluid flow( again in the best way). Fabulous fun and definitely worth a meet x

*exypair12 (57), Couple on 15 November 2016 by Meeting in person:
We've met with this sexy couple on a couple of occasions. You know how it is when you bump into friends unexpected. Great company, the girls had a bit if a snog....its building up to the main event guys....good to see you again. KnJ xx

*mberKnight (55), Man on 27 October 2016 by Meeting in person:
I had the great pleasure in meeting this couple today. Great company, great conversationalists and very accommodating. I had a very enjoyable afternoon - thank you

*ensual Eroticism (63), Couple on 29 July 2015 by Meeting in person:
Both still smiling after a wonderful evening. C loved the swing and everything.... Hope to meet again soon for more exploration. D overslept this morning! Xx

*ggie1910 (55), Woman on 10 November 2014 by Meeting in person:
Met at their well equipped house. A lovely genuine couple who took complete control of me. Thank you both for taking care of me x hope we can do it again when the marks have faded lol xx

*rimecut (66), Man on 20 July 2013 by Meeting in person:
We met this very intelligent and sexy couple at their hotel whilst they visited Edinburgh. We spent a good few hours with them lots of interesting conversation and sexy fun. Afterwards they treated us to a tasty meal in the hotel restaurant. All round good fun and we will take you up on your offer when we next visit Derby. Thanks guys x

*igwaves (64), Couple on 9 April 2013 by Meeting in person:
We met this fantastic couple at chameleons last night. What a lovely sexy pair. We look forward to meeting them both again soon. What a lovely giggle Tanni has!

*amcpl (61), Couple on 20 January 2013 by Meeting in person:
just love this naughty cpl .. super sexy and as rude as hell .. what a compbo .. see you again soon xxx

*eonlylive1se (54), Couple on 1 October 2012 by Meeting in person:
It was great to meet up with these two again for the joint birthday celebration at Chams . Had a fab time on and off the big round bed, Congratulations again to you both Cant wait til next time XXX

*ressingUp (51), Couple on 5 September 2012 by Meeting in person:
Weheeey we met! Fantastic couple, lovely relaxing meal first then back to theirs where Mrs D was treated to a ride in the swing! Then was blindfolded and introduced to The Wand, one of which is in the post on its way to us, she is hooked :-) Anyway a real good, fun couple to spend time with and we regard these two as genuine friends. Lets do it again sometime soon guys.

*kmingers (57), Couple on 7 July 2012 by Meeting in person:
don't forget your snorkel....had a great afternoon with our stalkers at Chams.... Looking forward to the next meeting

*ressingUp (51), Couple on 29 June 2012 by Meeting in person:
What a great couple, met last night for a social, Mr is a polite gent with great sexual ideas and Mrs is bubbly, sexy and charming. Together they are dynamic and we can't wait to meet them for the real thing in July x

*usie rob (59), Couple on 22 June 2012 by Meeting in person:
We had the pleasure of meeting Neil and Tanni for drinks one evening. We were lucky enough to be invited back to their home, after drinks nibbles and humour OMG men do be prepared Rob was whisked off by Tanni into the bedroom, and does she know how to get the best out of a man, he finally lost his erection about an hour after we left. Neil certainly knows how to please a girl he was so attentive and sensuous all evening. We really do hope to meet these guys soon, and share some red again!! S & R

*i_sSwing (45), Woman on 2 June 2012 by Meeting in person:
Finally caught up with these guys to play. long anticipated and it was worth every minute :-) Great company and great play partners and they really got me into the swing of things again Lol. what better way to spend a Friday afternoon than with a bit of Filth and a touch of class? Mi x

*essysteve (67), Couple on 27 May 2012 by Meeting in person:
well what can wesay - we mett his couple and enjoyed our social side of the meet and then the fun part ofthe evening. Cannot wait for a re-match

*amcpl (61), Couple on 29 April 2012 by Meeting in person:
Had another sexy n wet night with this fab couple. So pleased we took their DP virginity, another experience to cross off their list!!!! xxx

*amcpl (61), Couple on 5 March 2012 by Meeting in person:
Had a return match with this super sexy ... And very naughty couple. Loads of fun and games as well as some horny as hell fun and games. If you like some sub/Dom as well as some great sex then these are the guys for you .... Bring on round three xxx

*eonlylive1se (54), Couple on 3 March 2012 by Meeting in person:
WOW, they put a whole new meaning to the word "swinging" lol. T got a bit creative in the kitchen but god it and her tasted good!!snorkels at the ready aboard the jolly roger for the next meet. They taught MrW some new tricks, still trying to wipe the smile off his face :)well worth meeting this lovely genuine couple.

*aste (63), Couple on 28 February 2012 by Meeting in person:
We met Neil and Tanni as part of a group of swingers who attended a formal vanilla event last weekend. Without going into detail we both got into separate conversations with these two and found them to be friendly, attractive and intriguing. A good description would be to say that they have 'wet our appetite' for more!! Having read their profile we can confirm that it is accurate and not embellished. Hoping that our paths cross soon, S&J

*i_sSwing (45), Woman on 22 February 2012 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple for drinks last night. Great fun to be around, a GSOH and sharp wit and they made me feel extremely comfortable as a single lady. Mi x

*mazonian (56), Couple on 21 February 2012 by Meeting in person:
Had a great time with these sexy people at chams last night looking forward ro next time xxxxxx

*amcpl (61), Couple on 6 February 2012 by Meeting in person:
Met up with this naughty duo for Sunday Lunch ... and after lunch , afternoon delight ..... Tea, then evening pleasures ....and some more .. had a fab fab time ... Oh and the sex wasnt too bad either LOL. xxxxx (five kisses !!)

*hankly (54), Couple on 2 January 2012 by Meeting in person:
Finally met up again with this gorgeous couple for a 'naughty' meet. What a great meet, made us feel totally relaxed before we made our way to the bedroom. We were literally putty in their hands. This is a couple not to be missed. Can't wait til next time,,,,,def have to play on their swing!!

*rince and quiet (53), Couple on 18 November 2011 by Meeting in person:
Met up with this great couple at Chameleons. They certainly drew a crowd in the dungeon. Look forward to seeing you there again. Mike and Ali xx

*nttake2 (57), Couple on 17 November 2011 by Meeting in person:
Always an absolute pleasure to play with Neil and Tanni - and the bag of goodies! Thank you Sir Neil; and Tanni, you taste so damn good. Good job I can swim!