Crazy couple that like to be made to laugh as much as cum!

We love all you smashing people looking at our profile but if you are wanting to add us as a friend we do ask that you at least message us first and let us know what has attracted you to... otherwise we just think your wanting a sneak at the private pics. Also if you don't have at least a couple of pictures that do go some way to prove your not pulling the wool over peoples eyes don't bother getting in touch.

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Always the hard bit to fill in this box... well we are a very open minded couple that have a little experience of meeting other people but really do want to explore a little more and most of all have a good time doing it.

***Just before we go on any further, we will just say we are looking for couples at this point and SINGLE MEN are not what we are after UNLESS your a GOOD LOOKING man who is very WELL ENDOWED and preferably BI to fulfill some of our fantasies. We NEVER meet alone just as a couple.. so now you know we will continue****

Dan has chosen to put bi-curious as there is no option for tri-curious as in try just about anything twice to make sure he like's it and isn't scared of cock and balls. Fiona has also chosen bi-curious as like it says she is curious and has had a little F on F action before but is still a little new to it all and open to trying it again when it takes her fancy, this may not be on all meets. ** WE ALSO LIKE STRAIGHT MEETS FOR ALL THOSE HETRO COUPLES OUT THERE** We don't judge and don't mind what other couples are into e.g fetish bondage etc and don't mind if you want to get dressed up 4 meets each to their own and what ever tickles your pickle, however we are not into water sports, pain scat CD etc, again as we say what ever tickles your pickle but it doesn't tickle ours so we wouldn't want to partake in this at meets.

We have to say that we arn't really into the whole one convo and meet way of doing things and do think an attraction to the other people's personalities is important as well as been turned on by the sexual side. We are not really looking for soft swing sorry folks but we really don't see the point in this. We would like same room swaps but ideally would like foursomes with everyone involved at once.

One thing that both of us really like is tidy trimmed pussy and cock, big old hairy bushes don't get our bells ringing at all... nor do beards either, and that goes for the guys too! Whilst we are talking about looks we may as well say that we like slimmer people, you don't have to be straight from the Atkins diet book but similar build to us is what we look for. Fi is a size 10 with a slim body and Dan a 32 waist and athletic, great abs arms and legs, we don't mean to offend but larger people don't do anything for us. Age wise we won't disregard anyone if you fit what we are looking for..e.g similar build to us, GSOH, good looks and also young looking, especially the women, we are a young looking couple and don't really want to take the crypt keeper to bed as im sure many of you out there wouldn't either!!!

We will gladly chat on here or msn/ichat and do have a webcam if your brave enough to look at Shrek and Fiona. Please do understand though that at times we may not both be online and work commitments and kids do mean that we are not always home at the same time. So If your open minded and not an axe murderer please get in touch we have an ichat account if any of you sexy people use macs... contact us on our AOL name - mrandmrsfilth. Our MSN is available on request, just so we don't get mobbed with spam and rubbish!!!