Here for a little fun

Woman in Chingford, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Looking for no strings attached fun but that doesn't mean I will meet just anyone mailing me so please no more can you meet now messages or asking what I am up to as in expecting to meet me now because that's not going to happen.

so what am I after or not well easiest to make 2 lists so here goes.

I like:-

1/Honest guys.

2/Smiles so if you have a picture of you smiling it should help gain my interest.

3/Tall guys well a lady loves someone taller than her in 4in heels

4/Clean well presented good looking men.

5/Polite guys who can introduce themselves properly

6/non pushy guys.

7/Humour! Sadly lacking on here it seems.

8/Guys who have the brains to send a face picture not a penis one from their favourite porn site.

I dislike:-

1/Liars

2/Unhygienic people.

3/Faceless people

4/Obese men

5/People who mail the same message to everyone its just crass.

6/Cock pictures (seen one seen them all)

7/BBC As with '6' unimpressed with cock pics if I want large there are dildos out there far larger than you.

8/Chocolate, sweet chocolate etc! What do you think you are a mars bar!

Me well I keep myself neat and tidy shaven below I like to dress up for sex so heels and stocking. I have a car I travel I do like to meet new people and make new friends though I am not looking for a partner. I like guys who can talk the talk as well as do all the action stuff my mind after all is my biggest sexual organ.

I do accommodate but that's if I choose to and not a god given I will. If you don't then its hardly fair to expect me to. I can travel but 40 miles is my limit.

I like guys who make an effort that means decent photos, a profile that has some detail about you in it not a one line bore and the same goes for messages but I don't want your stock mail thing you sent to the previous 20 women you looked at.

Just before I do I won't be answering all messages as I don't have the time so if thats a problem pass me by please.

Answers to the boring inane questions every second person sends.

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Question:- How are you , hows you, u ok or a variation of those.

Answer:- I am fine healthy and well (If I wasn't I wouldn't log in)

Question:- What you doing tonite, what u doing, free tonight etc.

Answer :- I don't meet at short notice it says above so a pointless question I am not going ot answer.

Question:- Can't send a face picture because of work/shy/can't upload photos....

Answer:- Yes I know you can't really send it because you are crapping it your wife/partner/GF/ Aunt Vera might catch you out so not really interested.

Question:- R U Interested in local guys/fun/meeting

Answer:- No I am looking for someone at least two plane rides away and on a different continent. (stupid questions deserve sarcasm)

Question :- Do you need a master/I I will dom you till you pass out! God there are so many variations of this dire approach its unbelievable!

Answer:- I really don't need some fuckwit who thinks this is his last resort to meet a woman thank you very much.

Complement givers!

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No I am not the most beautiful woman on here so cut the bullshit.

Neither am I stunning! I know what I am and thats a curvy average looking lady with a sharp mind and little tolerance for people sending rubbish.

Well thats it for now will add more later.

Milli

53 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 18 to 48 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

Here for a little fun

Woman in Chingford, Greater London, UK

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