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Man in Glasgow, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: online now!

Guess it's about time i put something here.

Im going to be brutally honest and pander to the stereotype on here that apparently is everyone with a penis,

I'm currently married to 3 people and none of them know I'm cheating on all of them with the other, not only that I'm cheating on my wives with various girlfriends so if i get in touch my intentions are to cheat on aforementioned people with you, but waiting there's more! To top it all off I'm going to cheat on you aswell so yeah it is what it is, dress up the top of a traffic cone with a little hair and I'd put my dick in that aswell.

Now if you don't take yourself too seriously and get the joke in the above,can have a laugh, then please do get in touch, I'd love to hear from you.

If you are one of the following then save yourself the time because I'll have you rocking back and forward in a corner with PTSD in about 3 minutes

People who have a romatasized idea of what this site is (you won't find love babe and big Dave down the pub is telling his mates how easy it was to make you believe a bullshit line or 2 hence "all the messages you women get")

People who dress up a gangbang as something it's not, hey live your best life but you've got a dick on all 3 holes, one in each hand and there's a guy trying to fit in your ear, it's not hot, calm down youre a potential std.

People who won't meet if you have loads of veris (see above about the gangbang), you've had more dicks in you in one picture than most people in a year.

Professionals - fuck sake, get a grip.

To summarize I can't have a profile pick on here due to the vast amount of cheating obviously (Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons are rookie numbers compared to me)

Let's all stop the bullshit and see this place for what it really is, everyone is here for one thing no matter how you much you dress it up and try so so hard to convince yourself otherwise,, ciao

35 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

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Not looking for single guys
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Aged from 18 to 45
Won't meet smokers

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Can travel

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