Fun sexy couple! x

Couple in Pontefract, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Hello! thanks for taking the time to read our profile - hope you still have the will to live at the end, lol.Before we attempt to provide a little insight into ourselves, there are two things you should be made aware of. Firstly, Tony is as sraight as a snake on Viagara!, and secondly we are not looking for single guys. The first will not change - he won`t even put a hot dog in his mouth! The second is how we feel at the moment and if this does change, well don`t worry fellas we`ll let you know. We do have a degree of sympathy for you single guys,and don`t want to treat you like carriers of the black death, but if you attempt to make contact when it is clearly stated it`s not what we`er looking for it`s kinda disrespectful and just gives you a bad press. This aside we are non judgemental, have no preconception, and are very open and honest in our outlook.

What are we looking for? That`s pretty simple, fun,friendship and fantastic sexual experiences in a erotic and relaxed environment. Won`t attempt to list our attributes (or lack of them lol), it always seems a little vain and ultimateley pointless, as you guys are more than capeable of making your own assessment. We would like to experience full,same room swap. Jane is bi,and loves ff fun, however, and allow us to quote here " is certainly cock orientated" We also believe sexual fullfilment is a journey, with many choices along the way - so we are more than open to suggestions.

We understand that people progress to actually meeting at thier own pace, and ofcourse we respect this. For our part we think that interms of getting to know someone mediums like MSN,email are of value, but are limited. As in all aspects of life you can only really know if you get on with someone through face to face interaction. The above are great tools and a ff telephone coversation is essential - but in the end if you`r genuine you`ve got to jump and hope the parachute opens lol!

Ofcouse there has to be physical attraction on both side for things to workout, so contact without pic`s seems a little pointless.But we would never put prerequisites on body type or age to do so would be narrow minded.

If you have manged to get this far THANKS!!!, and if you like what you see/read get intouch. We don`t bite - unless it turns you on!!

jane

51 years old, Bisexual

5'6" 168cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

tony

59 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings