Built for comfort, not speed!

Woman in Anytown, West Midlands, UK

Joined: 5 months ago
Last on: 1 day ago

Saying it again at the start, loud enough for the ones at the back to hear... I am straight, despite my joke further down I'm not interested in meeting couples.

I try and read every message I get but it isn't always possible, please don't be offended if I don't read or reply. It might take a while to get to it.

Been here on and off for the past 10 ish years, met some great people in the past (and some not so great) and find myself craving the buzz of what this site can bring.

I am a completely straight (no I won't play with your missus but she can watch if she wants!), plus size lady looking for friends and lovers but ultimately someone i can chat with, laugh with, and meet with both socially and sexually on a regular basis.

I am single though my home situation is quite unique and doesn't allow me to accommodate presently.

Message for more, but make it interesting!!

To save some time here are some answers:

* Yes I have a face pic, I'll send it when I want to, not when you ask

*Yes, I have kik and WhatsApp but see above

*No, I don't want to meet now

*No, I'm not up to much (or I wouldn't be on here)

*My bra size, dress size, inside leg measurement are all numbers that don't define me so don't ask

*Reread if you're thinking of asking what I'm looking for

Oh, and if we have met previously feel free to verify me! (Be nice!)

**UPDATE**

Nor currently able to meet, but happy to chat until circumstances change.

45 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 30 to 50 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Verified Genuine Profile

Friends

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