Poly, experimental hedonist

Man in Golborne, Warrington, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 month ago

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Hello ladies,

Look at your man, now back to me.

Now back at your man, and back to me.

Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped being a douchebag and paid you some attention, he could be more like me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a bed with the man of your dreams pleasuring you.

What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a cock that does all the things you love.

Look again, it's now a tongue trained in the art of ninjalingus.

Anything is possible when your man is as enthusiastic as me.

I’m on a horse.

Wait... Where the f**k is my horse?!

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Some real* life testimonials:

-- "I had to learn how to walk again." - Sarah D

-- "Pretty sure he's related to Aquaman as he appears to breathe through his neck." - Sandra G

-- "The dude has Pringles!" - Jodi C

-- "WTF? No! I will not put that in you, perv!" - Sammy K

* They could be real life. Maybe. Maybe not. Isn't it exciting not knowing?! You could be finding out right now!

(Bonus points if you read that all in the voice of Matt Berry, either in the voice of Douglas Reynholm or Laszlo Cravensworth)

(Additional bonus points if you went back and re-read it all in the voice of Matt Berry)

Experimental, Geeky, polyamorous, kinky, switch, biker.

Seeking FWBs and other crazy fun.

Safe sex essential.

And yes that's really my age and yes those photos are recent.

And finally, yes I have ticked pretty much every item in the "Interests" section. Experimental, remember? :-D

John

48 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Watersports

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*lackleycpl (40), Couple on 17 September 2023 by Meeting in person:
Well after spending the evening in the company of this gentleman and his girlfriend, we can very much confirm he is geeky, funny and in Her words bit of all right ;). Looking forward to another evening with them both again soon.

*sexypsycho (50), Woman on 6 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
So I have known this gorgeous gent and his girlfriend (well one of them at least lol) for a year or so now and love them both to pieces - they are an awesome couple and every time we meet … we have an awesome “geek out” lol We played for the first time tonight and OMG it was awesome xxx

*ewprofile2023 (51), Woman on 15 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy a couple of times. Great company both in and out of the bedroom. Don’t be fooled by his cute face!

*adyluck38dd (48), Woman on 3 December 2022 by Meeting in person:
After meeting this delicious man for a drink, it would have been rude not to take him up on the offer of coffee at his.... I never did get that coffee! lol. What happened shall remain between us but this gorgeous man has many talents. Sorry your bed got so wet, it was all your fault lol. Until next time xxx

*utterfly1983 (40), Couple on 9 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met ozzie and his lovely partner in partners last night. Such a lovely couple and great to chat with. Thanks for entertaining us last night :-)

*nonymous95-2 (29), Woman on 7 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
My Knight in shinning armour and a man of many talents. Very hot. Sizzling and so much fun. A guy I'd want on my roster for a long time.