fat, old, daft, Xgend tart seeks whatever ( except one liners)

GROWN UPS ONLY
To avoid confusion, when organising meets, please read my message properly so that we are both talking about the same MONTH!!!!!
Stop press...Might be looking for others likeme for regular evening soirees? anyone?


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Now and then I get this yen and look for a shag, but more often, I like to take photos and vids, and trying to improve my memory. I must get some more recent pics up, Sadly my body is no longer as feminine and shapely as it once was, age has taken its ravages. I dont want the Trades description people chasing me.
Despite the medication my mind is still very youthful , feminine and downright filthy.
But everything is worn out , wrinkled or just doesnt work. even my Vstring has developed a hole which gives interesting testicular protuberance.

However if you are more or less in the same boat ( youngsters are far too energetic) prefer your sex breathless rather than breathtaking, dont mind the occasional watersport of the unrequited variety and basically think you need a sympathy shag; I might remember how to do it.

Or if your are really into the Aunty sorry Granny sex roleplay thing then lets talk.

I can also do the public school scenario ,,, a telling of from the Head , six of the best and a jolly good rogering, in the old fashion way

If you want something really weird , ask me. If I have got the time and the enjoy I may indulkge in something out of the ordinary. But sadly I no longer do Mongolian Cluster fucks at glastonbury Festival, 28 years of that should be in the Guiness book of records.
I also shag in chainmail an items of full armour if their are any re-enactors out there.
I will do couples, where he is fully bi , to avoid confusion as I do like to play the human condom ( although may need a strapon) I prefer whole weekends
Ok so far ? Now ideally I am seeking CD couples (or groups) but will also consider MF couples where he dresses and is fully bisexual.

Who wants to get home from work and find hubby wearing a dress and being blown by a big fat tranny. If you dont then I will mkae sure I leave in time.... if you rather fancy the idea.... how would you like to catch him with the tranny right up him?

Dont worry if he claims to be a Straight male..theres no such thing !!!Just lack of oppurtunity. Have you ever ever ever seen anyone describes as a "formerly bisexual" ---no , cos no one ever goes back,,,, the best of both worlds is just too good.
"Straight! just means "I am fooling myself because I am scared."
Besides are you sure that hubby isnt already visitting the likes of me without you knowing???
I do meet single CDs but tend to fix that up elsewhere.
I will also meet single women under very stringent circumstance., ie to develop tantric sexual techniques rather than just a quick bonk, which means more clitoral development thatn penetration again overnight at first but a whole weekend is preferred.
I live near an Asda that has late night shopping and a high availability of both "married but looking" and dispartnered women; all HRT fuelled; so its unlikely that the source will ever run out and I need to seek such by the time consuming electronic
Occasionally I can bring a genetic female hand servant to meets, the rule is strict though her requirements are secondary to mine, or a single male.

I do like the company of young flexible trannies , while on holiday, more for decoration than for hands on purposes, either at my cottage in cornwall (mending the roof)or aboard my little boat ( twister--if you have sailing skills) I never go too far in it cos of the baling.
I will chat or exchange mail with people that i have no intention of meeting, as they do not fall in the above groups. But it would be nice if you didnt refer to any previous discussion as no way will I remember and it is quite timeconsuming to have to plough through lots of mails to find out about you. Single sentence mails attract approbium.

I cant stand body hair so if you have it dont bother.
I am an ardent wiccan ( solitary).
Fully bisexual and dressing means what it says--- if you want to shag me while I am wearing frilly lingerie ----then be prepared to reciprocate...dont you dare run away when Istart lubing you or the strap on up