open-minded, picky b*****ds

We have been doing this (stuff) for about 8 years and always have a good time. Sometimes we have a really good time...
We like to meet together or seperately with likeminded singles and cpls.

addition: by likeminded maybe we should have been a bit clearer. We are both, young (ish), clean, slim and fairly attractive, i know that these attributes are nothing to do with the mind but hey, if we don't fancy you then we ain't gonna fuck you, right?

A QUICK QUIZ FOR THE ELIGIBLE SINGLE MAN

1. are you outside the age bracket of 18 - 40?

2. are you fat? (answer YES if you have a beerbelly)

3. are you a pushy git with a stocking fixation?

4. did you answer YES to any of the above questions?

if you answered YES to 2 or more of the above questions, you have failed the test and will not be entitled to contact us by email or any other method. sorry.

if this offends you we apologise, that's all we can do. we know it's body-facism, we know it's the person inside that counts. it's all true but not when it comes to our bedroom fun...u can take solice in the fact that we are the ones who are missing out, ok?

we still enjoy taking recreatonal drugs but we don't expect anyone else to... duh