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Couple in Preston, North West, UK

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Last on: over a year ago

Hi guys

Now we've had a few days to settle in, post a few pics of last night's sexy sex and get a feel for the site we've got round to re-writing this bit. We are M&M (when you need to know you'll know;) we are a couple and only play as a couple. M is a walking talking sex machine....oh....and M is also a walking talking sex machine. We are perfectly suited in the bedroom and most other places for that matter. We also have the added bonus of a brain a piece between our ears so if your English comprehension either written or spoken is limited to that of a 5yr old jog on please. If your replies are a mixture of random letters, jog on. WTF and OMFG are the only acceptable exceptions to this rule. Fuck is fuck, not fuk and book is said buk. God bless Preston:)

When we initiate a conversation with a lady or couple it will be us both initiating it however it is likely only the lady will respond as we feel female to female correspondence works best and the gentleman observes proceedings. The lady loves dressing to please and her legs in black stockings.....yummy. The gentleman is muscular and tall. A rugby playing physique. We are not freaks, psychopaths, soap dodgers or anti-social, we have professional careers and as many people say free time is limited and precious so please don't take the piss (basically):) Anything just ask. We'll reply even to say thanks but no thanks. Bye for now:)xxx

Captain's log, stardate 41153.7. Our destination is planet Deneb IV...

Update for the guys in a couple to avoid instant blocking. The Lady named on this profile will not be referred to as hunni, hun, babe, baby, sexy, gorgeous or any other colloquial term used when addressing her in either message or the spoken form, when you need to know our names we will tell you them and expect that you use them. When we address a couple we use correct form and expect the same.

Secondly if it happens that you are addressing the lady and she is responding do not provide her with the male of the couple mobile telephone number. Any telephone numbers or telephone conversations will be lady to lady. Infrigments as stated will result in instant blocking, this is none negotiable.

To the male of a couple....yet again!!! Another useful tip to avoid instant blocking. Do not become over familiar with the lady and certainly do not ask if the lady is going to wear 'lingerie and make up'!!! I Fucking ask you!!! WTF are the pictures for if not an advertisement of us and our way of operating. Are you going to wear lingerie and make up!!!! NO IM GOING TO TURN UP IN A FUCKING BINBAG LOOKING LIKE IVE BEEN DRAGGED THRU A FUCKING PRICKLY HEDGE BACKWARDS....NOW FUCK OFF!!!!

Just saying..... (Rant over)

Cheers guys.x

Her

50 years old, Bi-curious

5'9" 175cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Him

50 years old, Straight

6'4" 193cm
Athletic
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 27 to 50
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Cybersex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Soft Swing, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*ottytracie (48), Woman on 17 August 2015 by Meeting in person:
A further verification is warranted just for M who is an absolute stunner, her pictures dont do her justice, stunning figure, great tasting pussy, nipples that I could tease all night, kissing is amazing..and squirts for England ...great night thankyou xx ps M is pretty hot too with amazing magic fingers lol xx

*ottytracie (48), Woman on 17 August 2015 by Meeting in person:
Well I can honestly say I've never quite had a meet that consisted of flat tyres, keys snapping in the front door, a mad dash home to get some pliers and all thats before we got started haha.....but then the fun began and it was simply WOW amazing fantastic, an evening filled with hot sexiness and totally drenched the bed when M managed to simultaneously get both us ladies squirting at the same time ..if you ever get an invite from this couple who are not only sexy,hot,funny and great company then grab it, you would be a fool not to ...thankyou for a great evening, see ya soon x tracie x

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