Funny, verified and genuine alternative couple.

Couple in Staffs, West Midlands, UK

Joined: 7 weeks ago
Last on: 4 days ago

Alternative, professional, verified couple.

Buckle up and get your readers on! This profile is unapologetically long. If you are not willing to read, then you’re not for us so just block us now.

It’s much easier than us just adding you to the ever growing blocked list later on down the road because you haven’t read it…..

We are not short of interaction with couples. Honestly we are not.

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SLP couple - Sexually Liberated Persons! (hate the term swinging so we coined that term)

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**Corfu 1st June - 11th June**

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Quick basics:

- don’t be a single male (unless we contact you first, which is highly unlikely as we don’t want that dynamic)

- be verified (at least photo verified)

- be willing to share face pics

- be willing to hold a conversation

- be hygienic

- we are not mind readers, we like a direct approach

- address us both (we don’t play alone ever)

- we love to kiss! Bit of a deal breaker if you want this to get physical, we know it isn’t for everyone

- no pressure, no expectation meets are for us, but we do like full swap if the energy is right for ALL involved

- if you are smokers, pop a mint in before we meet ;)

- NO bareback!

- we like the wink system but please only wink if you’ve read the profile….saves time

- Mr is straight! (Some people haven’t let this sink in…..)

- Mrs is petite and small so not looking for VWE men, would be a waste of time and a dent to your ego ;)

- we think a 40 mile radius is probably realistic for meeting couples? Especially if you attend Chams

- be able to tolerate swearing, a somewhat naughty sense of humour and don’t think too highly of yourselves. This is very important.

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We are looking to meet other couples for socials and club events. We are Xtasia and Chams members.

We prefer Xtasia for a social event (like Rock Night) but much prefer Chams for a chilled meet and who doesn’t like to make the most of the spa facilities!

Would be open to a hotel or private house invite once we’ve already met and got a good connection.

We are not looking to become part of Jeffrey Dahmer’s menu. Serial killers and the super weird, please block us.

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Mr is 100% straight (did we mention that?) but doesn’t mind getting close. Very clumsy, once accidentally fell onto a man’s lap in the Chams hot tub and that was enough to reassure the sexuality. Curiosity, completed it mate!

Mrs is curious. It’s early days. Has had some play with a lady which was very enjoyable. Looking to expand on this with the right person. Kissed a girl and most definitely liked it! (Thank you, Katy Perry!)

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**Mrs is tall and slim. Very naturally pretty. Heavily tattooed. She has really found her confidence since indulging in this lifestyle. She’s petite and needs to be treated with respect, physically and emotionally, not looking to be manhandled. Loves kissing and foreplay. Likes to be gently controlled with hair pulling and a cheeky throat grab. Amazing figure. Loves to dance. Loves a good 80s movie. Slightly obsessed with Arnie?!

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**Mr is tall and stocky. Tattooed. Bald and bearded (neat and short). Very tactile and loves a lot of eye contact and kissing. Gets off from foreplay but loves passionate sex. Sensually dominant but very gentle. Got a decent cock but probably not going to appeal to a so called ‘size queen’. Loves to people watch. Retired MMA fighter. Now a fully fledged lover. But could still beat your nan in a street fight.

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We are a t-total couple. We don’t drink and we don’t use drugs. We don’t need to in order to enjoy ourselves. We actually consider our approach to this lifestyle as being the true definition of rock n roll. We don’t need Dutch courage which makes everything organic.

If you want a wild party animal type couple. We’re definitely not for you! We’re pretty boring in that sense!

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Just a note, if you’re on here as a couple but your photos are all dick pics, we will take that as chances are, you are a man trying your luck.

Also, we find it very strange when a ‘couple’ isn’t photo verified? It takes a couple of minutes and goes some way to proving you’re authentic. Get it done!

We also find it strange when ‘couples’ don’t have pics of their partners?

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We do have a collection of somewhat tasteful but spicy photos and videos in our friends only section.

We are happy to share them with the right people but we won’t accept friend requests if we’re not meeting you, so please don’t send one.

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Mr does most of the talking on here.

Please send clear face pics if you’re going to message us first as attraction is key. We will of course respond unless you are related to us - which would be very awkward.

We don’t want one word or one line messages. Please don’t do this. Kills the flow of the conversation and is a pretty good indicator you’re already bored.

We want to build a connection so if conversation isn’t your thing and you want to move straight to bed, kindly block us and pass us by. Saves both our time.

If we block and delete, it’s nothing personal, it’s just that you aren’t for us. Saves us popping up on your search feed in the future. If we have blocked you, and you see us at a club, probably best you don’t approach us about it.

We are polite, easy to get on with people. But we won’t tolerate rudeness.

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We are happy to use WhatsApp or Telegram once we’ve chatted for a little while. Helps the conversation flow more. Especially for Mrs.

Fab is a screening tool for us. We like to step away from it if there is a good vibe. We appreciate people want to keep this lifestyle in a box but we’re a little more open minded.

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We both work full time in professional careers.

We also have family and personal commitments so we can’t do “meet now” arrangements. Nor would we want to. Spontaneity isn’t for us. We like a build up. It’s hot!

We always insist on a social before anything physical happens. Happy for this to take place in a club as well as the local or coffee shop.

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If you’ve gotten this far, well done! Rest assured we are honest, down to earth, funny, easy to get along with people. Just think it’s important to cut to the chase and offer you the chance to screen us out before you inevitably message us and it goes south fast.

Let us know you have read the profile with reference to the band ‘Korn’. Even though the majority of you skip straight to the end and look for the super secret code word! We are on to you! Cheeky devils.

Oh, and no Tories. Unless you’re very hot. Then we can push the politics to one side. Maybe.

Up the SLP! Hooorah!

Mrs

36 years old, Bi-curious

5'11" 180cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
3 or 4 piercings

37 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Ample
Non smoker
Don't drink
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 21 to 55 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*oyriders couple (32), Couple on 12 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
I’ll start with simply amazing ! Such a genuine couple who are excellent company and a pleasure to spend time with. We’ve been talking for a while and not once has it been awkward or anything disrespectful. They accompanied us on our first club experience and the vibe was right from the get go! It got steamy and we experienced the whole club together. Mrs was definitely a pleasure on the eye with personality to match her looks. Mr is hilarious and such a down to earth guy who is very handsome and when it gets down the hotter things you’ll want to know they are both so well connected and know how to have fun! Can’t wait to meet up with this couple again in either play or social as we enjoyed their company so much. X

*angtidy10 (40), Couple on 12 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lush couple at the xtasia rock night. They are both super hot. Mrs is paticularly sexy though and we enjoyed watching her do her thing on the dance floor. These guys know how to hold a conversation and also how to have fun and don't take themselves too seriously which we love. Hopefully catch up with you guys again soon! Thanks for a great night xx

*inkyK41 (33), Couple on 2 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this amaizing couple for a midweek drink and WOW!! Both absolutely stunning!! We all clicked straight away and had such a laff. Deffinatly our sort of people young,attractive & fun they have the whole package. Already planning our next meet and dont think we will be able to keep our hands off them this time ;) xxxx

*eith n Bettie (46), Couple on 29 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well, fuck us! We did not expect two newbies to totally blow our minds, but they did! We wanted to go gentle on them, but they had other ideas! Ha ha! We had an absolutely amazingly hot and sweaty evening with these gorgeous, genuine and seriously sexy people ;), but in all honesty they are more than just sex, they are beautiful, cool, interesting, funny and totally on our wave length (insert heart emoji). Looking forward to enjoying a beef dinner with them soon, or maybe a steak and salad ;p xxx

*herrywest (42), Couple on 28 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Fantastic social with this couple. Felt so at ease and conversation flowed with no awkward silences. Really nice down to earth couple with whom we hope to spend more time with. Thank you both for making us feel at ease. Xx

*eith n Bettie (46), Couple on 26 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
We had the awesome pleasure of meeting this stunning couple the other night for a relaxed social. We couldn't believe our luck when they sent us a wink, both gorgeous inside and out. The conversation flowed, and there was definitely a spark all-round x All of us kicking ourselves that we didn't have a cheeky snog before we left, until next time. xxx

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Couple in Staffs, West Midlands, UK

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