Bring Your Banter

Woman in Somewhere, Scotland, UK

Joined: 2 months ago
Last on: 2 days ago

If yer banter is pish dinna bother!

Firstly what I don't like: slim built, really overweight....with my flab it just doesn't work, liars, arrogance, cocky, boring.

WHAT I DO LIKE:

Looking for tall, chunky/rugby player built blokes who know how to kiss. Must have a sense of humour and be capable of banter.

I'm only available at weekends, NOT free for weekday meets. I will only meet socially in the first instance; it's a safety thing for me. I understand that doesn't suit everyone and if you're not the sort of person that respects that then I don't want to meet you anyway!

I will NOT fuck in a truck or such like, or meet married/attached men, so don't even ask as refusal often offends. Head pics are welcome (that's the head on your shoulders not the one between your legs), cock pics are not.

If wearing condoms is going to be an issue for you then please pass me by.

I do not apologise for not being a stick,

I am a women who's fabulous and thick,

So my breasts are full and desired so much,

But only I decide who gets to touch,

My thighs are juicy and my hips are wide,

But not everyone will get to ride,

So show some respect as you scope my butt,

I'm a FAT girl, not a desperate slut!

Thingumy

51 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 44 to 55 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Safe Sex

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