The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
	Oh my goodness where to start. Just home from the fabulous Festival of Fun weekend and wow what a weekend. Just such a fantastic atmosphere and so much going on. The workshops, the DJ (thank you) for helping me on the dance floor lol.. the band and the absolutely amazing staff you are all fabulous, everything was just awesome. I’m so lucky to have this club on my doorstep, its classy, friendly, and above all a very safe environment for a single woman. This is my fourth FoF and it just gets better and better each year. Looking forward to the Weekender end of August. Much love to you Jules & Chris xx Date: 8 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Oh my goodness where to start. Just home from the fabulous Festival of Fun weekend and wow what a weekend. Just such a fantastic atmosphere and so much going on. The workshops, the DJ (thank you) for helping me on the dance floor lol.. the band and the absolutely amazing staff you are all fabulous, everything was just awesome. I’m so lucky to have this club on my doorstep, its classy, friendly, and above all a very safe environment for a single woman. This is my fourth FoF and it just gets better and better each year. Looking forward to the Weekender end of August. Much love to you Jules & Chris xx

Date: 8 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	I have attended fof and multiple other events, this place is one of the best run clubs in the uk i have ever experienced, the staff will do everything to make sure your visit is amazing. It is clean, well maintained, the pools are always clean and you can tell the staff and owners are doing it with passionate hearts. Thank you for such an amazing club. Date: 8 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Our 2nd f o f and certainly not the last fantastic venue long way from us 4 hours but we'll worth it .the most friendly staff u could find beautiful camping field right next to a river .Great atmosphere with an amazing d j who kept us dancing till the early hours .we went with 12 friends all if which have put next year in there diary already .made the most of the amazing outdoor hot tub area again banging with there great d j .any small issues quickly sorted by the owners who can't do enough to please only wish it was closer so we could enjoy the place more Date: 8 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Our 2nd f o f and certainly not the last fantastic venue long way from us 4 hours but we'll worth it .the most friendly staff u could find beautiful camping field right next to a river .Great atmosphere with an amazing d j who kept us dancing till the early hours .we went with 12 friends all if which have put next year in there diary already .made the most of the amazing outdoor hot tub area again banging with there great d j .any small issues quickly sorted by the owners who can't do enough to please only wish it was closer so we could enjoy the place more

Date: 8 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Our second Festival of Fun and yet again an absolutely brilliant weekend. We met so many lovely people, old friends and new, tried some new stuff at the interesting day time workshops (wax play, shibari, fire play, BDSM etc) and danced to some great tunes. We love the atmosphere at this event and having 2 or 3 days to get to know people. Striking up conversations in passing as you walk through the camping field etc. It’s just a brilliant way to make friends in the lifestyle. There were not as many attendees as last year, but still enough to make for a great weekend. The main camping field was set up well with a cordoned off path for emergency vehicles, lots of bins & extra loos. I know some of the reviews below have suggested that attendance may have been down due to the price increase, but it might be for other reasons too e.g. last year post COVID everyone was desperate to get out and party, and also more people have gone abroad this year - or a whole raft of other reasons. I work in events and the price of everything is going up at the moment and businesses can’t keep absorbing these costs - the club spent days setting everything up and they do need to make some profit on top of covering the costs for marquees, loos, barriers, electric, water, staffing for set up, the event itself and the breakdown afterwards, cleaning products, drinks, the band etc so we can’t expect to pay the same this year as last year sadly. The foam party was a much better set up this year with a marquee to contain the foam, we just needed more bodies to pile in lol. I think a chalkboard of “what’s happening when” across the weekend by the gateway from the camping area as you go into the venue might help because we all kept forgetting lol, and ideally also emailed to attendees a few days in advance. Would love it if we could have a live band on both Friday and Saturday next year if possible as this really does get everyone together and dancing in the marquee before piling into the club. We were gutted to miss the bands first set this year but they started early and loads of us were still getting ready. Overall we had another fantastic weekend at a great venue, with great people and we will definitely be back! Massive thanks to Jules, Chris, Brian, Lee and the rest of the team for another brilliant weekend and for all your hard work. Date: 8 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Our second Festival of Fun and yet again an absolutely brilliant weekend.

We met so many lovely people, old friends and new, tried some new stuff at the interesting day time workshops (wax play, shibari, fire play, BDSM etc) and danced to some great tunes.

We love the atmosphere at this event and having 2 or 3 days to get to know people. Striking up conversations in passing as you walk through the camping field etc. It’s just a brilliant way to make friends in the lifestyle.

There were not as many attendees as last year, but still enough to make for a great weekend. The main camping field was set up well with a cordoned off path for emergency vehicles, lots of bins & extra loos.

I know some of the reviews below have suggested that attendance may have been down due to the price increase, but it might be for other reasons too e.g. last year post COVID everyone was desperate to get out and party, and also more people have gone abroad this year - or a whole raft of other reasons. I work in events and the price of everything is going up at the moment and businesses can’t keep absorbing these costs - the club spent days setting everything up and they do need to make some profit on top of covering the costs for marquees, loos, barriers, electric, water, staffing for set up, the event itself and the breakdown afterwards, cleaning products, drinks, the band etc so we can’t expect to pay the same this year as last year sadly.

The foam party was a much better set up this year with a marquee to contain the foam, we just needed more bodies to pile in lol.

I think a chalkboard of “what’s happening when” across the weekend by the gateway from the camping area as you go into the venue might help because we all kept forgetting lol, and ideally also emailed to attendees a few days in advance.

Would love it if we could have a live band on both Friday and Saturday next year if possible as this really does get everyone together and dancing in the marquee before piling into the club. We were gutted to miss the bands first set this year but they started early and loads of us were still getting ready.

Overall we had another fantastic weekend at a great venue, with great people and we will definitely be back!

Massive thanks to Jules, Chris, Brian, Lee and the rest of the team for another brilliant weekend and for all your hard work.

Date: 8 August 2022

Rating: Fun
	What a bloody good weekend I've just had at VA's Festival of Fun. The staff and owners are the absolute best. Even Sam who is a very bad influence and makes you carry on partying! The band were incredible on Saturday night, the atmosphere was brilliant in the marquee. Where else could you be tied to a tree one minute, having a B12 injection the next and then having a full STI check in the next breath! Non stop dancing, partying and debauchery all weekend! Still my favourite club around! Date: 8 August 2022

Rating: Fun

What a bloody good weekend I've just had at VA's Festival of Fun. The staff and owners are the absolute best. Even Sam who is a very bad influence and makes you carry on partying! The band were incredible on Saturday night, the atmosphere was brilliant in the marquee.

Where else could you be tied to a tree one minute, having a B12 injection the next and then having a full STI check in the next breath! Non stop dancing, partying and debauchery all weekend! Still my favourite club around!

Date: 8 August 2022

Rating: OK
	Our first swinging experience some years ago and our go to club for a long time, we were really disappointed with FOF this year. With such a large jump in costs we expected better showers, more organisation of pitches and improved safety especially with such hot, dry conditions. Issues around pitch spaces from the start with many people having to move tents & vans multiple times. The Program of entertainment was haphazard and despite conflicting instructions, the weekend was saved by the friendliness of most staff and the fabulous people attending. A real pity as FOF is always highly anticipated each summer. Date: 7 August 2022

Rating: OK

Our first swinging experience some years ago and our go to club for a long time, we were really disappointed with FOF this year. With such a large jump in costs we expected better showers, more organisation of pitches and improved safety especially with such hot, dry conditions. Issues around pitch spaces from the start with many people having to move tents & vans multiple times. The Program of entertainment was haphazard and despite conflicting instructions, the weekend was saved by the friendliness of most staff and the fabulous people attending. A real pity as FOF is always highly anticipated each summer.

Date: 7 August 2022

Rating: OK
	Lee…never stopped. Hats off to you, Brian and the lovely lads on the gates for all the work you put in & sure many others did too. We have to be honest, this is our last FOF because we compare what’s been on in the past, it’s so expensive now for camping and one live band. Tons of room as attendance was well down on previous years yet ‘valued customers’ were squashed up & tiptoeing over crammed in tents to get to the toilets and main entrance. Timings were off, we looked forward to music we could dance to (because like at least 50% we are in a demographic of enjoying a mix of current music & that over the decades not constant house). Live band started 30 mins early & lots were still getting ready. Jacuzzi outside was unfiltered & minging all weekend. It was brilliant to have extra toilets and the outdoor shower was great. Foam party wasn’t a party, no promotion or switch up in music. The club is now tired, to see during the day when you’re sober; it’s scruffy & has dangerous dangling electrics. Shame it’s not kept up with other clubs as it used to be classy. We had a brilliant weekend with our friends but you got no bang for your buck in terms of the festival this year sadly. Date: 7 August 2022

Rating: OK

Lee…never stopped. Hats off to you, Brian and the lovely lads on the gates for all the work you put in & sure many others did too. We have to be honest, this is our last FOF because we compare what’s been on in the past, it’s so expensive now for camping and one live band. Tons of room as attendance was well down on previous years yet ‘valued customers’ were squashed up & tiptoeing over crammed in tents to get to the toilets and main entrance. Timings were off, we looked forward to music we could dance to (because like at least 50% we are in a demographic of enjoying a mix of current music & that over the decades not constant house). Live band started 30 mins early & lots were still getting ready. Jacuzzi outside was unfiltered & minging all weekend. It was brilliant to have extra toilets and the outdoor shower was great. Foam party wasn’t a party, no promotion or switch up in music. The club is now tired, to see during the day when you’re sober; it’s scruffy & has dangerous dangling electrics. Shame it’s not kept up with other clubs as it used to be classy. We had a brilliant weekend with our friends but you got no bang for your buck in terms of the festival this year sadly.

Date: 7 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great festival at the va ,we have to say the staff were absolutely amazing this year and we are looking forward to next year's event already x Date: 7 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited this very smart, very well run club several times now on several different functions. Feels very safe, definitely very clean, lots of different play areas and the staff are brilliant from the moment you walk in the door. Had lots of fun here and always look forward to going !! Date: 7 August 2022

Rating: OK
	What does one say? Where does one start? Many thanks to the Team at The VA for organising a great Festival of Fun event. It really was love Island, the weather was scorching and the clientele were as equally hot! But many thanks must go to the VA Team who must have worked tirelessly before during and after the event. Fantastic music from DJ Eg and his entourage of DJ’s who had the music rocking all day making the club electric. We loved the live band and all the different work shops, from wax play to spooling to ropes to even having Botox injections if so required. Many thanks to the catering crew who stopped us going hungry and all the bar staff Sam, Lee etc who kept us hydrated. Please, please do FOF next year, it’s an event not to be missed. And lastly many thanks to Julie & Chris because without you two it wouldn’t be possible xxx Date: 7 August 2022

Rating: OK

What does one say? Where does one start? Many thanks to the Team at The VA for organising a great Festival of Fun event. It really was love Island, the weather was scorching and the clientele were as equally hot! But many thanks must go to the VA Team who must have worked tirelessly before during and after the event. Fantastic music from DJ Eg and his entourage of DJ’s who had the music rocking all day making the club electric. We loved the live band and all the different work shops, from wax play to spooling to ropes to even having Botox injections if so required. Many thanks to the catering crew who stopped us going hungry and all the bar staff Sam, Lee etc who kept us hydrated. Please, please do FOF next year, it’s an event not to be missed. And lastly many thanks to Julie & Chris because without you two it wouldn’t be possible xxx

Date: 7 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We made a weekend out of going camping at the VA. The bi night was amazing fun(our new best thing!) Whilst on Saturday we met some fab people and hope to meet up with them again! Without doubt, our favourite club. Staff were amazing, people friendly and plenty of sexy fun had! Date: 2 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended recently for a Saturday daytime followed by the evening UV and foam party. What a great place is all we can say, lovely both inside and outside, lovely cocktails and a very nice hot tub. Date: 1 August 2022

Rating: OK
	Attended our first VA event Saturday, uniform night. Great club, great facilities & friendly staff. Met some really nice people, made to feel welcome & enjoyed some play time with some as well. Will definitely attending again in the future. Date: 1 August 2022

Rating: Fun
	Well once again VA did not disappoint! Had a brilliant night, the staff are all friendly and all know how to have a laugh, they make the night!! We will be back! Date: 31 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	My first visit to a club Like this and really enjoyed it, staff were so kind , people friendly and the place was just amazing, had lots of fun and will definitely be back Date: 31 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We have been to the VA on many occasions and stayed there as well. We always have a great time and can safely say the staff is brilliant. It's definitely at the top of our list fior nights out. If there was a request we would make ot would be to have private rooms for play on party nights. X Date: 31 July 2022

Rating: OK
	VA, VA they should have definitely named you twice. Been a few times but last night was out of this world. Crazy, unadulterated sex with beautiful people in a lovely venue. I'll definitely be back. Thanks for looking after me 'Fuck4you'. Date: 31 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	My second visit but my first in a long time, it’s changed quite a lot and for the better. It’s smaller than other clubs but perfectly formed. The lack of private rooms is refreshing and gives every encounter an orgy feel, the social areas are well appointed and the new outside area is huge! Will definitely be returning Date: 31 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Last night was my first visit to VA and I really enjoyed it! The venue is fabulous, the staff were all kind, friendly and very good at their jobs. The hosts for the evening were also very fun and friendly. Can't wait for FoF next weekend! See you there! Date: 30 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Amazing first time at VA last night. Really friendly welcoming atmosphere, loads of places to play, 2 great hot tubs and really well laid out! We will definitley be back! Feel free to message if we spoke to you! (Guy in the harness & fishnet vest, Lady in black lingerie & green robe) Date: 30 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	VA is fabulous, the outdoor and indoor space is just how a club should be. It's clean, tidy and decorated really well and has some fun areas for play. We had an amazing time. As a newbie couple it has set the bar really high, we will be back soon! Date: 27 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a fantastic night once again, always very gorgeous naughty and friendly guests. Loved the hot tub and the outdoor area…stayed over and can’t wait to go back again Date: 24 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	First visit to VA, very well presented on the interior. Great staff on hand and an all round superb night. Say Hi if you met us last night! Date: 23 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Loved Milf Club on 20/07. Great people, lovely food, sexy fun. Hi to everyone who were there, love you all. xxxx Date: 21 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	Had a great time at milf club last 20/7/22. Really hot and naught. Had a chance to play with a couple and was really hot. Hoping to get intouch and play with them again. Date: 21 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	Another day on sun and fun with old friends . Same staff but more and diversified bufet now. Date: 21 July 2022

Rating: OK
	Always nice to be at Vanilla Alternative milf club! Was good to see old friends and making new ones! Amazing wow the club had keeping the standards for years! Good work guys! Outstanding! Date: 20 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great visit to Milf Club, such a chilled environment. Plenty of sexy fun going on , can’t wait to go back Date: 20 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We really enjoyed our first visit to VA for the foam and UV paint party. Well organised, clean and lots of fun rooms and hot tubs to explore. The DJ was great too! Met some gorgeous sexy people and hope to get back there soon! Date: 18 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Had our first visit today to lux lounge and we can’t fault the place we had the most chilled day by the pool and sun loungers met some lovely hot couples throughout the day , DJ played the best summer tunes,, great food,hosts couldn’t do enough for you and weather was insane , we will definitely be back was worth the drive for sure. See you soon Guys A&K x Date: 18 July 2022

Rating: Fun
	Had a great time at VA last night at the foam and UV party, my second time there. Hope to spend more time going to events at this great venue. Date: 17 July 2022

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