Don’t waste my time

Woman in Huntingdon, East Midlands, UK

... "Please read my profile before contacting me". Sunday

Joined: 8 weeks ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Hello

I am a single woman and I politely ask you to read my profile. Forgive the harshness but if you don’t - I will instantly BLOCK you.

When you message please DO NOT include any pics AT ALL, NONE, ZERO because if we get on, then I might do pic swops with you.

No black guys, no Asian guys - white guys only - and if you can’t string a sentence together please don’t message me.

I DO NOT respond to winks so they are a waste of your time and guys, I know from what you tell me your time is so precious and you are busy.

Don’t send any Friend Requests

Please understand that I am not interested in brief messages, if yours is less than 40 words I will delete

And no sordid crappy messages - instant block.

I am not Interested in:

Drugs or p—p-r uses - don’t contact me if you are

Anyone who is pathetically self-effacing in a message. Being a saddo won’t cut it

Boring people

People who don’t smell nice

Passers-by

Those who have shagged their way through Fab.

Couples who just want a single fem

I WILL NEVER GO TO A CLUB

I WILL NEVER DO A SOCIAL

So what do I like?

A sense of humour

Honesty

My mind to be stimulated - that makes the sex incredible

Long sessions, no quickies

Making a man happy sexually

Making a woman realise how good sex really can be.

To be respected at all times

Ask me anything non-sexual but BE KIND AND POLITE

TO PROVE YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD MY WORDS , type - Polite as the first word in your message

Laura

36 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 25 to 65 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking

Verified Genuine Profile

*ption4 (49), Couple on 6 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
We had the pleasure of sharing this beautiful young lady and her partner. She dazzles and when she entered our home the whole place lit up. Sensational in every way and a body that both of us could not keep our hands off. We did things for the first time and now we want to do them again with this fab duo.

*idy111 (59), Man on 15 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
After a while communicating with this lovely lady I was given the opportunity to meet her in person. A gorgeous sexy siren that any man would want. I took her her favourite dessert and was rewarded with the sweetest most passionate, intense sexual encounter of my life. She is the most naturally beautiful woman, and anything she wears pails into insignificance against her perfect body. I left breathless,and a gentleman never tells other than to say she is the most incredible sexy lady.xxx

*itchen2026 (40), Couple on 13 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
We have met this beautiful lady on many occasions and not only is she our friend but she is also one of the best Friends With Benefits we have ever had the pleasure to enjoy. Thank you for introducing us to P and thank you for making our sex life go off the scale.

*eterpun (54), Man on 10 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Insatiable - this stunning woman is truly insatiable. It is a privilege being in the same room as her - wonderful conversation and excellent wine and all intertwined with the most delicious sex. And I agree with you “L” I didn’t know I had that in me either xxxxxx

*incolnbloke1111 (61), Man on 1 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
What an absolutely beautiful person, physically as well as her in her personality, she left me speechless on her doorstep. The few hours I spent with her will never leave my head. Can’t wait for round two!

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