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*reebo74 (51), Woman on 11 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
Solo meet by C(f) After chatting for what seemed like forever. A couple of weeks ago, I finally got to experience this enigma of a man! And boy what an experience it was. We decided on some outdoor fun. He found the location, a secluded spot, under the trees and away from footfall. What happened next was fucking incredible. Firstly, it's not all about sex, we talked, about everything and nothing, we had a wee drink and whatnot!The head massages were an instant calm on my ever overstimulated brain. He really took his time taking me to places I'd never been before..im talking out of body experience here, cosmic fucking orgasms. He made me cum..well fuck knows how many times. At one point it rained and i honestly felt i was being baptised and born again. I even had a little cry. It was beyond exciting and a little scary at times but he'd always check in and ask if i was okay. I was his priority and he looked after me like a princess. He always checked with me first before doing what he did so we were both on the same page. My head still spinning, we went our separate ways after a few hours of fun together. This experience changed me, i got home and needed to revaluate my life, i even came off fab for a while to clear my thoughts of endless dick pics and pestering messages. Please don't expect a run of the mill session with this guy ladies...its so, so much more than that. Give youself over to him, trust him completely and he'll take you places you've never been before!!

*ddyHD (31), Woman on 26 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Meeting B was like falling into a kaleidoscope operated by raccoons on espresso and ancient oil barons. Our messages alone were a prelude to the kind of chaos that bends spacetime: half philosophical debate, half cowboy conspiracy, half puddle-magic, all with a side of ‘what did I just read?’ By the social, I was convinced he had brought an entire invisible circus with him. I swear I saw a small puddle salute me like it knew secrets I did not. Conversation spiraled like custard in a cyclone. At one point he claimed his black cowboy alter ego could broker peace between sentient puddles and disgruntled unicorns. Minutes later, we were debating whether my puddle-form should sing German marching songs to appease invisible spirits, or just dissolve entirely into Angel Delight. I laughed, I cried, I may have temporarily melted into a puddle myself, only to be reassembled by his hands of chaos before I could flee into another dimension. Then the massage happened. Two+ hours of pure, hand-powered sorcery. I became custard. I became a puddle. I became vaguely aware that my spine was negotiating oil rights with a cowboy I hadn’t met yet. Somewhere in there I glimpsed alternate timelines where I was an immortal custard overlord, only to be yanked back by the sheer force of his magical, chaotic hands. Relaxing? Somehow. Terrifying? Definitely. Hilarious? Uncontrollably. He is not merely a person. He is a tornado, a puddle whisperer, a cowboy diplomat, a fever-dream in flesh. If you want to leave reality rearranged, laughing at things that might not exist, and wondering if puddles secretly hold the power of the universe, he is your man. 10/10, would have my soul kneaded into chaos again and again.

*alistra (35), Woman on 2 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Haven't laughed that much in a while, funny, chatty, intelligent, gentle and filthy too. Also if you think you can't orgasm, you're wrong, you can and he will make it happen, more than once!

*ixen-X (52), Woman on 8 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this great guy few weeks ago for an afternoon out in the city ... we clicked the instant we met and the conversation flowed throughout...wine cocktails and lots and lots of giggles throughout the evening there was never a dull moment for sure ...a fantastic guy and not to be missed see you soon hun lots of love Vixen xxx

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