Couple looking for FMF

Man in Bathgate, Scotland, UK

Joined: 6 months ago
Last on: 2 weeks ago

This is a profile from an alternative world where dicks are more valued than pussies.

1- If you don't send a face pic on your 1st message, you get blocked. I need 200000 face pictures to choose from and I ain't got time to respond to all of them. So get in line and make my selection easy for the top girls.

2- Vaginas that are wider than half an inch don't even bother.

3- I am 5'9 tall so only girls shorter than me please. High heals included.

4- Oh and virgin girls to the front.

5- Fat girls with bellies, not being shallow here but not for. Sorry but not sorry.

6- No fake boobs, tattoos ect. All natural.

7- If you don't know how to make a conversation, there is no point. I need my mind stimulated. The mind is the biggest sex organs.

8- I will not respond to No profile pic, or a profile with 10 pussy close ups, and I don't want to see another dick creeping you. Not attractive to men.

9- Please don't send a pussy pic unless I ask for it. I get inundated with them. I know what a pussy looks like.

10- If you move like Shakira get to the front!

to be continued and stay safe xxx

48 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Athletic
Smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*uriousjay99 (44), Man on 16 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met these guys at AD. Very nice people, had a nice blether. Was really nice to meet you both.

*oppia timida (44), Couple on 16 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met at After Dark. Would love to have had time to chat more. Very interesting couple. Hope to see again

*onto6669 (63), Man on 16 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this totally genuine couple in after dark club. Very easy to get along with and joined in the company well. Looking forward to seeing them both again. Scottish Ray x

*otbeefandonions (40), Couple on 15 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous couple at after dark. Lovely to talk to and great fun. Hopefully catch up with them soon for more xx

Friends

d (42) & k (40), Couple
Raymond (63), Man
A (53) & A (49), Couple
C (39) & N (40), Couple
L (35), Woman