Straight Guy looking for something a little south of meaningful

Man in Derry, Northern Ireland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 weeks ago

I was born on my birthday, which was handy, and immediately starting growing hair and teeth in a vain attempt to blend in!

I don't scare easy, I grew up with sisters. I was not born into wealth, we were a poor but loving family. I had all the things money couldn't buy, loyal friends, loving family, low self esteem. But I managed to overcome most of that!

I want to meet interesting women. I'm not looking for a pen-pal but I'm not looking to be used either, well not right away. If you're not really looking to meet in person please feel free to not engage with me.

I'm reliable, intelligent, cynical, helpful, charismatic

(to a degree) and (sometimes) slightly sophisticated but not always in equal measure.

I don't want to appear overly rude but if you are easily offended or take yourself too seriously, we are not compatible. Let's save both of us some time and not connect!

No bunny boilers, please.

I don't need any extra drama, I get enough of that at work.

I'm hoping to meet with like minded women, chat first and see where it goes. I'm not looking for the wham, bam one night stand (Although I could be co-opted into the odd one - perhaps) but I'm not looking to find my soul mate either.

If you've taken the time to read this far in my profile - thank you.

I don't have a profile picture, I want to hold on to my anonymity - where I can - but I promise I haven't been hit too many times with the ugly stick!

If you want pictures, once we've been chatting a while, I will supply some.

I am open to just about anything and hope to hear from some of you beautiful women - all women are beautiful in some way or another, you just need to look long enough!

I don't send dick pics, I would prefer to disappoint you in person !?!

Sorry for the long profile, btw, but if you've got this far maybe you should take the next step....?

Together Alone

46 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Threesomes, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Safe Sex, Role Play, Phone Sex, Oral, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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Friends

B (35), Woman