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Couple in Abergavenny, Wales, UK

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Last on: 14 hours ago

Hey all!

We are an open minded couple looking for a regular third person to join us for fun times ;), we aren't looking to sleep out way through fab. We do have standards and won't just invite anybody round.

Now to narrow down what we are looking for..

- We appreciate a well written message, using actual words.

- All first messages must contain a face pic. Dick pics are great... but a to know who we are talking to would be better.

- NO asking for "meet ups 2nite" we are busy people and we aren't going to make time for you.

- We are looking to make a friendship out of this aswell as just for the naughties.

- C is pansexual (top/vers), so a like minded third would be preferable as T loves watching men play together while she gets to play

If we agree to meet with you, the first meet is a social only. This means we can all see if we even get along and if there's a sexual connection. All socials are carried out at our place due to having two young daughters.

C is perfectly capable in the bedroom, so don't bother if you think this is a cuckold situation... Because it isn't. C is well endowed, and has had others comment or feel threatened when playing. T doesn't care how big you are, preferably not bigger... She's only a small lady and values her organs.

We know what we like and don't like, we are open to trying new things within reason. We would even be happy to help others try new things, again, within reason.

Soooo... If this is something you are looking for then you know what to do :P

We get allot of the messages on here, so if you message please write "green potato" as a subject so we know you read the profile.

We regularly report profiles that don't meet community standards. This usually consists of people trying to pay for sex... If you've got to pay for sex then you should probably work on yourself.

We are a professional couple, we are fairly relaxed but won't be messed around. Talking the talk is all good, but you need to walk the walk.

If you see us out and about, be discreet. It's pretty obvious who we are when you see us. We will treat you with the same discretion. Yes. This has happened.

As a preference T does prefer men who look after themselves (toned/average build), dad bods are fine. But if you generate your own gravity field, probably best you don't message. She isn't interested in BBC, just a preference.

Remember the green potato

Happy Fabbing!

31 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
Heavily tattooed
More than 5 piercings

32 years old, Straight

5'3" 160cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 29 to 39 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

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*JB200 (32), Man on 5 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
I've met up with these two now on a few occasions and gained myself a great friendship! These two are such a laid back & extremely fun couple to spend time with, the fun us 3 get up to is non pressured and extremely wet ;) mrs is a absolute freak and gives the most incredible oral we always have lots of fun! mr is such a genuine guy himself with a real nice personality, a absolutely massive cock and to go with it ;) Can't wait for more fun with these two in the future!

*ldstoneface (41), Man on 27 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had a second meet with this fantastic, amazing pair and I think it’s safe to say there were some firsts for all of us. They are incredible hosts, genuine and so, so friendly. It’s definitely not going to be years between this and the next visit this time. Absolute Fab gold x

*ldstoneface (41), Man on 3 March 2020 by Meeting in person:
An amazing couple that I’ve had the pleasure of meeting a couple of times socially and then a meet last week (one of many, I’m hoping). Both made me feel incredibly welcome. C is an open minded and laid back gent and T is hot, funny and, in her own words, a deviant - it’s like hitting Fab gold. If you ever get the chance to meet these guys, don’t turn it down...though I don’t really want to share. Hopefully see you very soon guys.

*orkhard_Playharder (29), Man on 13 November 2019 by Meeting in person:
I've met these two lovely people last night in person. They were truly great! Probably some of the most genuine, down to earth and sincere people that you will meet not just on here but in life in general. Super easy to get along with as well! I hope to be in contact with you two in the times to come :)

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