allthebestbits

Woman in Basildon, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 days ago

Pretext x I Decided that my savage profile needed a little update x this one has nearly sent me to sleep already so an addendum from 7/3/25

I probably should have just left my profile as it was - raw and unapologetic- but us creative pricks are always looking to evolve! Exciting to some! Boring to mugs x

Anyway- pls don’t message me if you have no profile pic - have no personality - are married or a judgemental narcissistic mummy’s boy xx or you flake off as soon as a woman decides to challenge your pea brain before she challenges your ability to make her cum! Chicken and egg!!

Well - I’m definitely a one off that’s for sure!

I’m a fucking Queen!! And I’m no longer wasting my time on peasants and energy vampires!!!

If I delete you or don’t reply!! I’m not rude - I’m just not interested in your tiny penis or your tiny little world that can’t comprehend mine x

Favourite drink - Champagne

Favourite perfume - Molecule 01

Favourite men x ones who are not egocentric right cunts x

Singer - songwriter - empath and generally to shit to be true - spicy- sharp witted with balls of steel and a massive hearts x Ridiculously unjudgemental and slighty bonkers - in a good way!

Little bit Gangster if you piss me off!

Highly sensual person so connection is key x

Advanced apologies If I delete or block - not been doing nearly enough of that lately and getting way too many undesirables and fuglys popping up! So bye bye!

I actually use this site to network more than anything - sex is an added bonus of course but secretly been hoping to find a Prince Charming to sweep me off my feet (preferably rich - but a nice cock is equally appealing!

Singer/songwritter - available for hire for hen/stag/and all special occasions. Message me for details x

bestbits

47 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 30 to 55 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*olchester87 (42), Man on 28 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Guys - not one to miss here - she's a great girl, great energy, super sexy, extremely down to earth and can talk the hind legs off a donkey (in a good way!!) x

*-Lotus179 (45), Man on 20 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Beautiful lady with an infectious personality that fills up any room. Met at monkey business parties twice now. She has got the best pair of lungs on her, vocally (amazing singer) and to look at/feel lol. Hope to meet again very soon

*oisAndClarke69 (54), Couple on 28 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
We met this gorgeous sexy lady a few times at MB and all we can say is wow! Down to earth, great kisser and amazing body, and her boobs...... well you can see from her profile they are some of the best we have ever seen (And Sucked) Hopefully will bump into her at some point in the future and maybe have some more fun Lois & Clarke xx

*ream_Wife (49), Couple on 23 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
What an amazing woman. We met her for drinks one evening and enjoyed every minute of her company. She is very funny and great conversation. The best bits though are that she is a really gorgeous girl. We wished the night lasted longer and we're kinda smitten. XX

*otguy27888 (40), Man on 26 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Unreal amazing these are just some words I can use to describe this sexy lady. I Truly had such a great time with her not only was the fun we had amazing but had a great chat as well she really is not to be missed and I look forward to seeing you agin xxx

*0dennii (44), Man on 28 April 2022 by Meeting in person:
I had the pleasure of meeting this beautiful lady and wow was she amazing. We had lots of naughty fun to which we have arrange to meet again soon. She is very easy to talk to and can be very funny to which made my Experience with her very enjoyable. 10/10