The guy you never knew you needed...or wanted, probably

Man in Kettering, West Midlands, UK

Joined: 8 months ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Stocky, gym toned, bearded guy with an appetite for the curvy and delicious.

Witty, intelligent and always smelling amazing.

Im not a notches on bedpost kinda guy. Connection is an absolute must. No good sex comes from a car park fumble (I'm imagining that to be the case as Im also not a layby kinda guy either).

Im hilarious, which im reliably informed women love. Sadly, ive yet to see a pair of knickers drop at one of my hilarious stories

I have an aversion to show offs and I'm not one to chase. Its all about the initial click.

Please be able to hold a conversation. If I excite your mind, you need to excite mine. Sharp wit is a huge turn on.

I'll graciously accept ghosting as a sign of disinterest and take my gifted tongue elsewhere.

I am also on here with my deliciously curvy partner. Our profile is 'BeautyandtheBull'. We have a 'hot husband' dynamic where she enjoys hearing about my pleasuring others. We both have steak at home so not here for anything less.

48 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 24 to 65
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Safe Sex, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Cybersex, Cuckolding

Friends

H (37), Woman
L (41), Woman