Tickle her bum and make her cum!

Couple in Longcross, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 9 hours ago

2 options here………please read carefully!

Want to join us for some outdoor fun in the woods? Come and fuck her in the arse on a bench or up against a tree?

You must be respectful, no cameras, approach when asked to, ask if you want to touch, take instruction.

If this is something you like the idea of, quick bit of fun in the woods, let us know.

Must be local so can be arranged relatively last minute.

Send a message with a face pic attached, and we need dick pics to prove you aren’t fitted with a chode. Put the subject title “I’ve got wood”. If you fit the brief and she likes the look of you, then we will be able to let you know when we are disappearing into the woods and you can follow!

UPDATE. Looking for a male who can join on a regular basis as a second cock as she loves DP. Could be as part of a couple or a single gent.

These are the stipulations:

You need to be able to construct a sentence and spell in your message

You need to be able to be hard and not go soft so you stay in during DP. She has amazing cunt muscles when she cums (why she has been nicknamed vice cuntess) which happens alot, and they will push you out if she can’t stay hard!

And you need to be happy with doing anal. Has to be happy with squirting!

You need to be respectful and be able to take guidance as to what she likes. No jack hammers, fucking shouldn’t be like trying to get ketchup out of the bottle. She doesn’t enjoy it…….it’s a marathon, not a sprint and is about her pleasure first, ours second!

Ideally be able to get it up again reasonably quickly so you can go again. Good stamina!

You need to be discrete

We will need dick pics to prove you are big enough to satisfy her!

Within travelling distance of Heathrow, as in relatively close!

Ideally of average or athletic build.

We are a couple of friends that like to play a lot!

If their is the option to play with others/be watched by others, that tends to makes life a bit more interesting!

She is a super cummer/squirter. Generally a sub. He knows exactly what to do to make her cum uncontrollably, squirt lots and make her legs quiver. He can teach these skills to a student who will take good instruction to make her go crazy.

He is good with his hands, a qualified masseur and loves to pleasure a woman.

Both professionals so discretion is key and unlikely to put any face pictures in public galleries, maybe in private chat once we get talking!

If this is something you can do message with the subject title “vice cuntess”. Don’t just wink or send a random friend invite, won’t get you anywhere! Don’t need an essay but just saying hi doesn’t quite do enough. Face pics attached please or no reply!

37 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

38 years old, Bisexual

5'3" 160cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 25 to 50
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*panglish and Mr Sci-Fi (39), Couple on 11 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Arranged to bump into this gorgeous pair last night at Abfabs. The conversation flowed well in every direction and cascaded directly to a very naughty time together with others in the hot tub orgy room. Wonderful time had by all, it felt like we'd known each other for years. Hope to see these guys again really soon x R&R x

*ookie_and_mister (22), Couple on 11 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
We had the absolute pleasure to meet this very sexy and very sweet all found lovely couple last night. They were easy to talk to, friendly and made sure we all had a great night. Bearded master is great with his hands, has an incredible beard and god his cock is awesome. Cuntess is cute, bubbly and wow her pussy is to die for I think it tried to squeeze the life out of my cock a few times but I wasn’t complaining and wow when she squirts it’s just incredible. Hopefully we can encounter this couple again sometime x

*enuine Mike (46), Man on 14 February 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of being invited for a brief encounter in the wood's with these 2 lovelies the other night :-). Polite, well spoken, genuine and very respectful. B has an amazing Juicy bum and I'm looking forward to next time :-p Mike x

*parkyuk (47), Man on 25 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
Ran across these two again tonight - very sexy show! Even in the cold(ish) weather :-)

*ourself (37), Man on 5 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
What can I say wow great couple absolutely stunning and he is a great guy easy to get on with both great don't miss your chance to meet

*parkyuk (47), Man on 20 December 2022 by Meeting in person:
Ran into this amazing couple today while out and about - very sexy hopefully will Run into them again soon!

*ustMick72 (51), Man on 25 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
Bumped in to this lovely couple with a playmate of mine in the change rooms at Kestrels as we we’re leaving. We had a fun chat. If only we’d met earlier… Attractive, intelligent and sassy. Hope to meet them again another time.

*apper007 (45), Couple on 11 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
We had the pleasure of meeting the very sexy female half of this couple again last night. After a delicious Italian meal with much flirting and stimulating conversation, we headed to AbFab Heathrow together and had a wonderful evening. B never disappoints and the two of us made my 'S' the centre of attention for the evening! A massively horny experience! Thank you for another amazing evening of filthy fun! Maybe your 'S' can join in again in the future!

*apper007 (45), Couple on 3 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
Our first time at Abfab Kestrel/Heathrow and we went with zero expectations just to have fun and enjoy the experience. Well, from a brief hello before we left in the afternoon with a promise to have a drink and a game of pool came an evening which was completely unexpected, hot and horny as hell! An amazing night with a very sexy (and delicious) couple! Would definitely be up for a rematch and will be practising our ball skills in anticipation.

*xbridge couple (52), Couple on 18 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
We met the sexy man of this couple at Kestrels today! The weather was so hot but so was he. Such a genuine guy and so easy to talk to. He certainly knows how to make a woman cum over and over and has the most amazing cock. We’re really looking forward to plenty of steamy fun again. Xxx

*iamondsandleather (54), Woman on 8 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met the male half of this couple at Kestrels..really easy to get on with,spent lots of time chatting in the pool before spending some time in a private room...he's certainly very attentive and knows his way around a woman's body..