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Beauty
36 years old, Bisexual
5'8"
173cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings
Geek
44 years old, Straight
5'10"
178cm
Average
Non smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings
Couples (MF)
Couples (MM)
Couples (FF)
Women
Aged from 25 to 50
Will meet smokers
Can
accommodate
Can
travel
Adult Parties, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism
*verage joe79 (46), Man
on 28 February 2026
by Meeting in person:
Beauty is an absolute stunner geek is the man who can make anyone smile the perfect pair. A combination of pure filth and banter with great tits
*hemagicnumber69 (45), Couple
on 27 January 2026
by Meeting in person:
Had a fantastic time at their darts social, such a good laugh and very well organised! Both absolute gems - looking forward to the next one xx
*akednoodle88 (45), Couple
on 27 January 2026
by Meeting in person:
Known these 2 for ages and good friends !! Great couple and always full of carry on and mischief , went to social they organised and had a brilliant night, Mrs even won ! , such good fun and great crowd
See u guys soon
K &S
*idmy87 (39), Man
on 27 January 2026
by Meeting in person:
I’d been speaking to Beauty & Geak in the chats for a good while, and finally got the chance to meet them in person at the recent darts social. We hit it off straight away and they were full of the laughs and slaggings I expected. I was not disappointed! A really great couple who made me feel welcome at my first social. Looking forward to catching up again soon! S x
*r Desire Deviants 2023 (49), Man
on 26 January 2026
by Meeting in person:
It was great to be in their company at a group social they organised. They are both such a laugh and easy to get along with. Looking forward to future socials arranged by them.
*he Regina Phalange (51), Woman
on 26 January 2026
by Meeting in person:
When R said we should do a darts social, i said Sassy and i would sort it if he didnt. And so sort it he did. A lot of organising snd stress goes into arranging a social and he did a fabulous job. A very successful night. I look forward to the next one. A x
*inky-kk69 (39), Woman
on 25 January 2026
by Meeting in person:
Yes me again back with another Veri.
Thank you so much for arranging Friday night, great time, everyone enjoyed it.
Looking forward to next one.
K xx
*adbury girl (53), Woman
on 25 January 2026
by Meeting in person:
I was honoured to be invited to the first social Mr has organised at a darts night.
Have known Mr for many years but this is the first I’ve really spent much time with Mrs. They are great company and the social was a huge success, looking forward to the next one
CG xx
*eardnBows (39), Couple
on 11 January 2026
by Meeting in person:
Where to start haha, a more genuine and down to earth couple you’ll never find. Never a dull moment and they made our night such a good one. We appreciate J’s intros and all his tips and tricks for the scene and Pips brutal honesty that honestly still has us laughing today. Gems of fab xx
*inky-kk69 (39), Woman
on 11 January 2026
by Meeting in person:
This couple are up there with one of the best couples in this scene.
They are down to earth genuine, honest and respectful, yeah even beauty hahaha!!
I'm so lucky to call them friends. 3
*umpkin_hunnybunny (39), Couple
on 30 December 2025
by Meeting in person:
Have known these two forever.
Both always bring the banter and barrels of laughs if not at his expense.
Looking forward to seeing you both soon.
*radesmanB (43), Man
on 30 December 2025
by Meeting in person:
What a great couple these are.
Our Scottish friends who we instantly hit it off with when we met them at a festival few years back.
Very easy to talk to, mr can drink sunrise to sunset even if he’s not allowed to.
Great fun to be around.
Hope to see you guys again soon
*r hubby 8891 (38), Man
on 21 December 2025
by Meeting in person:
Met our old club pals at afterdark last weekend.
Was so good to see some friendly faces as we hadn't been in ages.
These guys are great fun and such a laugh.
See yous soon guys
*hxrcx (35), Couple
on 21 December 2025
by Meeting in person:
This pair are amazing! Glad to get the chat out the group chats and finally meet in person.
Relaxed easily in this pair company. See you in the new year!!
*ildc546 (31), Couple
on 15 December 2025
by Meeting in person:
Have met this lovely couple a few times now at clubs and the pub. They’re both such great fun, it’s hard to find people with a similar sense of humour to us but we certainly have! They always look amazing and are so easy to talk to. Until next time. M&S x
*runetteHotwife91 (35), Woman
on 14 December 2025
by Meeting in person:
Was Great To See This Gorgeous Couple Again At Ad Last Night. Been To Long Since We Seen Them But They Havent Changed Still A Ball Of Fun. Still Looking Great As Ever. Hopefully See You Again Soon xx
*hedoomdude (31), Man
on 14 December 2025
by Meeting in person:
Another night spent with one of my favorite couples to ever exist! A brother from another mother and a partner in crime! Always so much fun and a good laugh. Absolutely hilarious these two. Definitely the life and soul of the party, need to keep this mischief up and more meets! See you both soon!xx
*ettercallsaul118 (48), Man
on 4 December 2025
by Meeting in person:
Met this wonderful couple at pre drinks and Christmas social fun laughs and games what more can you ask for in great people. Hope we cross paths again.
*ashaFierce (37), Woman
on 1 December 2025
by Meeting in person:
These 2 are as mad as they come! I’ve met them at a few socials and club nights now, such a lovely couple and always up for a laugh and a blether! C x
*ollyandRoy (45), Couple
on 30 November 2025
by Meeting in person:
One of fabs finest couples. Great to see you again at the Christmas Social. Wishing you a fabulous festive season and hope to see you aging. M&R
*hedoomdude (31), Man
on 15 November 2025
by Meeting in person:
Had the privilege to meet this couple twice in one week! First at AD then for a coffee which started out as a joke to a wee social with a friend too. Been chatting with them for a while and what a great couple Mrs is pretty and mr is handsome. Absolute hilarious too and so well suited! So laid back, fun and good to be around with nothing but good vibes! Definitely helped to keep me grounded at AD. I'm glad we have met and got a good friendship brewing. Anyone would be lucky to meet these two. Many more laughs and meets to come! Until next time DD x
*melf (53), Couple
on 11 November 2025
by Meeting in person:
Met these guys at CJs, genuine couple, good chat and im sure we'll see them again. S&M
*randmrsH1712 (27), Couple
on 9 November 2025
by Meeting in person:
We met this lovely couple at After Dark. It was our first time in any club situation and they were honestly so kind and welcoming. We couldn’t have asked for a better pair to talk to. Really excited to see where future meets go
*lluring Highland (41), Woman
on 4 November 2025
by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous and very fun couple at CJs at the weekend. Dressed to impress and full of fun. Can’t wait to catch up soon with you both. Until next time ;) xx
*ittlemissnaughtybutnice (56), Woman
on 2 November 2025
by Meeting in person:
I've known this pair for ages now & can't believe I've never verified them. They are always such good fun & there's never a dull moment in their company. See you both again soon. R x
*0Heaven_MissAngelic (45), Couple
on 2 November 2025
by Meeting in person:
Was so nice to see these 2 at cjs last night been a hot min since id seen them. looking great as always and banter us always good see you soon (cherub)
*hemagicnumber69 (45), Couple
on 13 September 2025
by Meeting in person:
E had a great wee evening of fun with the M half of this amazing couple, after getting to know them both socially for a while! Can confirm - he knows what he’s doing and it was worth the wait! Outside of the bedroom he is great company too - great banter and full of cheek!
E xx
*o_Called_Swingers (55), Couple
on 26 July 2025
by Meeting in person:
Had an all too brief chat with this couple at Swingathon, which should have led further. Plenty of banter, and plenty of promise for the future, we hope our paths cross again!
*oungCplForU (35), Couple
on 23 July 2025
by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lovely couple last week at swingathon. Absolute pleasure to spend time with them both. Beauty is funny, stunning and very great to talk to. Geek is also funny, handsome and so warming to be around. Can't wait to see them again! Hopefully sooner than later :D
*udley hotwife86 (40), Couple
on 22 July 2025
by Meeting in person:
Met this awesome couple at swingathon.
Both had us laughing the whole time. Geeks banter is second to none he even went to the trouble of making himself glow for the Saturday neon party. Beauty is very very cheeky and looked amazing Till next time
*elsh_bloke (36), Man
on 21 July 2025
by Meeting in person:
met this pair at swingathon, had soem nice chats and they have some good banter.
was a pleasure chatting to you and hopefully ill see you again next year
*evilWoman16 (34), Woman
on 21 July 2025
by Meeting in person:
Aw man I adore these two. Glad to see them at swingathon this year, always full of banter and gives me a giggle every time. See you soon! X
*ovis and Greeneyes (47), Couple
on 20 July 2025
by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting this pair at swingathon 2025, lovley to chat with even though was only for a short time.
Will get to know you better in the future I'm sure. Xx
*otbeefandonions (42), Couple
on 9 June 2025
by Meeting in person:
These 2 are always good for a giggle, so we were glad they joined us on a weekend away with other fab friends. They didn't disappoint!
Till next time
*ushiousLox (40), Woman
on 8 June 2025
by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of spending the weekend with this couple. Was great to get to know them better and their banter was just like mine so got on so well and had some fun. Looking forward to seeing them both again which will hopefully be soon. J xx
*uddleFun41 (42), Man
on 21 April 2025
by Meeting in person:
Met this couple at AD and a pub quiz social. They are so much fun to chat to and the banter is fantastic! Naughty n cheeky sense of humour and a must to have around for the perfect laugh! Catch you guys again soon hopefully! Not just saying that out of sympathy to the losing teams! Haha x
*he Regina Phalange (51), Woman
on 21 April 2025
by Meeting in person:
Great couple. Known both a while and they are the kind of people that keep you laughing. Geek was in the same team as me at the quiz and the fact he never knew what a throbber was, has not made me like him any less. If you ever need a pint glass geek is your man :) x
*inky-kk69 (39), Woman
on 20 April 2025
by Meeting in person:
Thanks for coming along to the Ayrshire Social last night.
Great company and a couple I can genuinely call friends.
See ya soon
*inky-girl-for-use (45), Woman
on 20 April 2025
by Meeting in person:
This gorgeous couple came along to the Ayrshire Quiz Social on Friday night! Was great to see them again after so long and they’re just great company! Thanks for making it a great night and I’m sure I’ll see you both soon xx
*n.bloom (33), Woman
on 1 December 2024
by Meeting in person:
It was great to finally say hello to the Mr at the Christmas Social after having been in the same group chats for awhile. Mrs is true to her name and gorgeous. Xx
*assy Lassie (51), Woman
on 1 December 2024
by Meeting in person:
These 2 are as mad as they come. Never a dull moment. Thank you for attending our recent social. Hope you had a fab night and would happily welcome to any future events!
*ags73 (53), Man
on 30 November 2024
by Meeting in person:
Social 29/11 - great to chat to both of you last night x
*okesandsmiles (44), Couple
on 5 November 2024
by Meeting in person:
Was great to met this couple down At Blackpool what a good laugh and sense of humour they have till next time xx
*ubbyandHisHotwife (43), Couple
on 20 October 2024
by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure to see this pair, it had been too long, the level of hilarity this duo bring to the mix will make an event, next time i’m not playing nursemaid! MrsHW x
*laySexual (35), Woman
on 11 October 2024
by Meeting in person:
Have knows these two fire crackers for ages now . They are hilarious! Your always in for a good night when in their company. Their confidence radiates. I'm sure you havmt seen the last of me . Xx
*ootyandsweep321 (41), Couple
on 6 October 2024
by Meeting in person:
Met this amazing couple for a social last night. There was definitely apprehension about the pub we went to but turned out to be a cracking night with good music, laughs and banter. Conversations flowed all night and we left feeling as if we'd known them for a while. Will be hoping to organise another meet soon.
*inky-girl-for-use (45), Woman
on 30 September 2024
by Meeting in person:
Have known this couple for over two years now but spent a lot of time with them recently and just love them! They’re great company, they love to have fun and don’t take anything too seriously! See you soon xx
*akednoodle88 (45), Couple
on 29 September 2024
by Meeting in person:
Known this great couple for over a year now and last night was first we played , along with a friend .
Definitely worth the wait , both a great laugh and alot of fun in the bedroom .
See you soon K & S
*inky-kk69 (39), Woman
on 17 September 2024
by Meeting in person:
Met this couple on a many occasions now. Joined a group at Blackpool at weekend and where do I start laughs from start to Finnish
Great couple
*ohnnySFive (47), Man
on 17 September 2024
by Meeting in person:
Have met this gorgeous and funny couple on many occasions at different venues and now can say they really great and true friends of mine now x
The banter they both have can brighten up the place and have you in fits of laughter x
*fonlyyouknew40 (39), Woman
on 17 September 2024
by Meeting in person:
Have got to know this amazing funny pair over the past year and I just love their company. So much banter and laughs on our trips away . Thanks for being the best step bro and P keeping being you ...no pants haha love yas ..wee panda xx
*eachy123 (42), Woman
on 16 September 2024
by Meeting in person:
This has been a long time coming so my bad please accept my apologies xxxx
This couple is an absolute blast to be around and can certainly have the laughter too xx
Thank you for supporting us at Club Play and faces we look forward to seeing time and time again xxxxx
*oll_Face_xx (45), Woman
on 16 September 2024
by Meeting in person:
Another weekend spent in great company with you both. Thank you for making UV @Club Play an epic was.. extremely happy to see you. As always both looking great , fun, outgoing , really the type of friends that you want. Popular,outgoing and did someone mention Ham? Doll xx
*otbeefandonions (42), Couple
on 16 September 2024
by Meeting in person:
Finally met this pair for the first time at the weekend. Great couple, lots of fun and laughter and orgy memories we'll never forget! B is a beauty with an innocent yet mischievous wee face and is lovely to talk to, and g had us in stitches with his banter and funny stories. Great couple who are a credit to the scene. Til next time guys x
*eautiful_lie_xxx (39), Woman
on 16 September 2024
by Meeting in person:
Always enjoy beautyngeeks company on a club night!
Easy to chat to and never a dull moment, see you both again soon. Xx
*akednoodle88 (45), Couple
on 15 September 2024
by Meeting in person:
Met this couple a few times now , always great company and always in and about mischief and banter !!
So down to earth and mrs is unconsciously hilarious at times
Till next time
K &S
*oll_Face_xx (45), Woman
on 29 July 2024
by Meeting in person:
Thank you for attending UV.R at Club Play. It was great to meet you at 50 shades on the Fridsy too. Your stories and banter are so interesting and funny! The ink I'm totally impressed you left with a souvenir of your weekend. Both looked great, really pretty dress down outfits and stunning eyes and the Mister very dapper and full of charm. See you in clubland. Doll xx
*inky-kk69 (39), Woman
on 29 July 2024
by Meeting in person:
Have known this couple for a while now. Spent weekend with them in Blackpool. Plenty laughs n banter.
Definitely a good pair x
*otunderthecollar 91 (34), Couple
on 28 July 2024
by Meeting in person:
Lovely couple! Really friendly and welcoming to us during our first club visit, hopefully not our last meeting x
*vb69 (66), Man
on 14 June 2024
by Meeting in person:
Have met this loverly couple several times at social events at AD A loverly genuine couple.
*askedcouple37 (39), Couple
on 14 June 2024
by Meeting in person:
Met this awesome couple a fair few times now lol. Beauty is an absolute delight, fun and sexy and very very cheeky, brace yourselves for a night of laughter and fun. Geek well what can we say he's full of banter and will have you in hysterics all night. Great couple until next time