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2 straight, experienced, discreet professional guys

Couple (MM) in Kings Lynn, Peterborough & Stamford, East Midlands, UK   TickOn mobile site

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We call ourselves Bert and Ernie. We are 2 straight, experienced, discreet professional guys who met because of a mutual friend on Fab. We are fun loving, confident, yet respectful of others wishes. We have played before and know the rules. We will turn up, won't be pushy and can hold a decent conversation. AND, we won't run away when the fun starts..... long story, please ask.

We are not into endless cyber chat. Just 2 guys who like to play. Any single girls or couples please have a look at our verification's!

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Happy Playtime...

Bert and Ernie

Bert

54 years old, Straight

6'0"  183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Ernie

45 years old, Straight

6'0"  183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Watersports, Webcams

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*olitaire (59), Woman on 24 June 2021 by Meeting in person:
I went to a party recently and these two are a naughty duo and always get the party going very quickly.I've never met them as the naughty duo,but can safely say they are heaps of fun to be around and play with at a party.x

*play (51), Couple on 13 June 2021 by Meeting in person:
Very welcoming and pleasant people. These guys hosted us for a small gathering at their place. They are social and far from pushy. It was fun to play with the motorbikes in the garage as on the floor of the living room. Thank you for the lovely summer night xx

*torian (58), Couple on 18 December 2018 by Meeting in person:
We met this horny pair again at a great house party where much fun was had, again !! Look forward to meeting again ! xx

*olitaire (59), Woman on 17 December 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met Bert at a party on Saturday.Bert is a very friendly respectful guy who is easy to chat with and very laid back.Thanks for the oral fun.x

*aughtycoupleh (53), Couple on 16 December 2018 by Meeting in person:
We were lucky enough to be invited to Bert and Ernies party. They were the perfect hosts. This was our first party and were quite nervous. We were made to feel very welcome, no pressure to play and the other guests were amazing, friendly and very sexy. We had a great night and hopefully will hopefully be invited to another. Thanks guys for a fantastic evening. L & J xxx

*rganically latex Lucy (40), Woman on 24 June 2018 by Meeting in person:
Meet these two gentlemen earlier in the week. They both travelled to come to me so I would feel more at ease for my first mmf without the fella. Both were gentlemen with a naughty side, able to take the lead, made me feel comfortable and more than happy to carry out my fellas requests. Thank you both.

*it and Willing (59), Couple on 11 May 2018 by Meeting in person:
I asked these 2 if it was possible to organise a few guys for a surprise GB for Dawn, as usual they never let us down, we went to one of there houses for a 3sum as Dawn thought been there for 30mins when the door bell goes and in walks 3 more guys. Wont tell you anymore but Dawn had a fantastic time and all 5 guys were well and truly happy and used by her. Going to get them to organise another one soon. These 2 never let you down they just do what they say they will do. We have tried organising Gb`s with other groups and guys but they have never happened. This is the fourth one these two horny guys have arranged for us and looking forward to many more !!!! We are hoping they are going to get a couple of new guys for our next one so Dawn doesn't recognise them straight away....If you have a greedy girl I would recommend these two to arrange fun for you. 5* Service

*it and Willing (59), Couple on 11 May 2018 by Meeting in person:
I asked these 2 if it was possible to organise a few guys for a surprise GB for Dawn, as usual they never let us down, we went to one of there houses for a 3sum as Dawn thought been there for 30mins when the door bell goes and in walks 3 more guys. Wont tell you anymore but Dawn had a fantastic time and all 5 guys were well and truly happy and used by her. Going to get them to organise another one soon. These 2 never let you down they just do what they say they will do. We have tried organising Gb`s with other groups and guys but they have never happened. This is the fourth one these two horny guys have arranged for us and looking forward to many more !!!! If you have a greedy girl I would recommend these two to arrange fun for you. 5* Service

*it and Willing (59), Couple on 16 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
We have met this great guy before and saw him again at a party on Sat night.. great fun to be around and look forward to many more adventures... D&E XXXXX

*he-Dirty-Duo (51), Man on 6 February 2018 by Meeting in person:
We what can we say about these two,they came around to our place for a small GB this morning we had laughter and naughtyness in equal doses a great tag team and even left in their own shoes lol and look forward to more in the future. Until next time P&C x

*it and Willing (59), Couple on 18 November 2017 by Meeting in person:
Had these two great guys round the other night for a second meeting this time they brought one of there mates with them and we had arranged for one of ours to be there too..so a very horny night of Dawn being pleasured by 4 great guys. All great respectful horny guys think they all left satisfied...and left Dawn with a smile on her face...Great night guys thanks ..highly recommend them XXXX

*it and Willing (59), Couple on 29 September 2017 by Meeting in person:
We met these guys last night..they went along with a little scenario I had planned... meeting us in a pub by accident and chatting and flirting with Dawn before being invited back to ours for coffee and then leading onto an amazing night of full on horny fun Dawn loved it....They played there parts very well and I think they were very well rewarded...a great pair of guys very easy to get along with great fun in the pub and in the bedroom..we are definitely going to make arrangements to see them again and maybe a couple more from there group of guys...if you want to try more than one guy then definitely get in touch with these guys they are the real deal..very respectful good communication and on time and did exactly what it says on the tin and more....Hope to see you again very soon for round 2.... D& E XXXXXXX

*eedshorny69 (32), Couple on 9 September 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met these two guys and wow they know what they are doing made my ass very very sore loved it and kept coming back for more . They said they are going to organise a group session can't wait to have all that cock boyfriend can film it . They both cum a lot as well was very tasty

*olly cums (47), Woman on 13 December 2015 by Meeting in person:
Met one half of this MM couple and wasn't disappointed. Can't wait to have the pair of them next time!

*urvyClaire (53), Woman on 30 March 2015 by Meeting in person:
Met up with Bert & Ernie this evening for a fabulous fuck fest. Already looking forward to the next time. Claire xx

*olfandpussy (59), Couple on 13 August 2011 by Meeting in person:
Met Bert and Ernie last night as a treat for Pussy ... and a Treat is what she got ... great TAG team ... if you are looking for two guys these are your men ... what a great nite ! xxx

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