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I am normally the life and soul of a party, I enjoy a good laugh and never get upset to easily. Am willing to try pretty much most things and always up for something new within reason.

Before i moved to blackpool i used to be in a few clubs down in exeter with good reults and a lot of fun but that was before i got a fab profile

I am new to fab but am just looking for some like minded people to have some good safe fun with.

I always message back thou to say whether i am interested or not as i think its unfair when you dont get a reply

Please dont message me if your a guy looking for fun as i am not bi or curious.

I now have to add no point winking at me either. Let me be clear i will never be interested in guys.

Saw this joke had to share

A horse and a chicken were walking down a country road and they saw that there was some corn just across the ditch by the road.

The horse walked over to eat the corn.

Before he got to the corn he became stuck in the mud. For all his trying he could not get out of the mud.

So he tells the chicken, “Hey, go over to that farm house and get some help to get me out of this mud.”

When the chicken gets to the farm house, he can’t find anybody to help him get the horse out of the mud.

However, he notices that there is a Mercedes parked in the driveway and the keys are in the ignition.

The chicken drives the Mercedes back down the road, ties a rope he found to the Mercedes and throws the other end to the horse.

In a jiffy the horse is out of the mud.

The two proceed down the road again.

And again they see some more corn on the side of the road.

This time the chicken crosses over the ditch to get the corn.

And as luck would have it, the chicken gets stuck in the mud.

The chicken tells the horse, “Hey, go get that Mercedes and pull me out of this mud.”

The horse surveys the problem and says, “I think I can straddle this ditch because it is not too big and when I do just grab my dick and I’ll pull you out of the mud.”

The horse does as he say sand the chicken is pulled out of the mud.

So what is the moral of this story?

When you hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks!

mark

40 years old, Straight

6'0"  183cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Webcams

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*aradise_Blackpool (51), Couple on 18 July 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met this charming guy Saturday night, great character, sociable & friendly, 100 genuine & fun!. Well worth a party invite as life and soul of the one he attended here, take care & have fun until next time. Sonia & Steve x

*humper And Minxicat (42), Couple on 17 July 2016 by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say a lovely genuine guy had loads of laughs was relaxing enjoyed his company apart from having a sore right nipple from bieng bit you cunt lol was a good night Pls can you verify thanx

*reylaPower (26), Woman on 22 June 2016 by Meeting in person:
met this wonderful gentleman the other day had a lovely time together watched a couple of movies and he rocked my world one of the best fucks ive had in a while now he was almost too big for me to begin with but I adjusted and that's not a joke ladies he really does have a big cock. so yeh great sex great conversation and lovely company xxx

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