passion given and needed

Man in Blackwood, Wales, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 months ago

Im a discrete, good looking, very clean, very open minded man that does not judge or offend.

I'm looking for pleasure, friendship and experiences with like minded people. trust me when I say this, you wont meet a nicer bloke. oh and sex with me is awesome.

About me...

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

I once read Paradise Lost, Mobydick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.

I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.

I woo temptingly with my sensuous trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute scones in twenty minutes.

I have performed covert operations for the C. I. A. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.

While on holiday in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had taken a small bakery.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me, tarantulas flee before me and aardvarks flock to my door for handfuls of termites.

The laws of physics do not apply to me.

After reading my profile, I presume, you are now sexually raging for me. Gushing uncontrollably and achingly yeaning for some of my many sexual tallents. I assume, your now so turned on, that, if I was with you now, you would roll me up into a little ball and shove me up yourself. If this is the case, please feel free to speed up the process of our meeting, chatting or even joining a religious sect together by sending me a sexy yet thoughtful message. love to hear from you!

Now, I could play on the fact that im a firefighter but I dont want to cheapen why im on here, Im here to make friends and have good fun and experiences along the way. I have had a few varifications but I dont advertise them. Can do if asked.

Face pics on request.

Please feel free to message me I always respond.

p.s. I'm an awesome shag .

p.p.s. most people I've slept with tell me that.

p.p.p.s just saying!

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john

44 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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