A solid 5 out of 10.

Man in Birmingham, West Midlands, UK

... "Well that was an eye opener! Angels Walsall, a proper Aladdin's cave. Shame the blokes in the cinema got so creepy when there was a lady present...". Wednesday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 11 hours ago

Congratulations, you stumbled on my profile! This probably won't get your pulse racing but if you do manage to crack a smile or chuckle, even a nervous one, let me know?

If you're still with me, great! If not....yeah you've definitely got better things to do.

About me: Indian Thor....well, in my mind anyway. In reality I'm round, brown and kinda hairy. I am 5'11" though, so 2 out of 3 in the trifecta isn't bad right? Office worker, budding gym rat, don't pose in the mirror but did catch myself admiring my butt in some old swim shorts I haven't been able to pull on in the last 5 years.

LOVE food. Like seriously, good food is important, I wouldn't be the man I am without it. Cooking it is as much fun as eating it, if we get together for dinner I'll cook and will probably clean too, I'm OCD like that. Love other things too: big petrolhead, love my music and being all manly and making stuff with my hands.

What am I doing here? Trying to get out of my shell!! Hoping to make a new friend or two, and broaden my horizons.

Now, my desperation level may fluctuate occasionally, but I still have some standards I won't budge on:

Hygiene - tidy up the hair, shower up, brush your teeth. Ladies, that's you too!

Attitude - I try to be optimistic and want the same. If I spot negativity with questionable motives behind it, you're gone, simple as.

Still here? Bugger me you're either bored, persistent, or you are actually interested. Or you fell asleep and the phone dropped onto your face - hurts doesn't it? Either way, hit the message button and say hi!

34 years old, Bi-curious

5'11" 180cm
Ample
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings