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Man in The Don, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: online now!

Hi, thanks for taking a peek at my profile! I'm sure you will enjoy!

I'm a one legged dwarf from Kinshasa. I lost my leg in an origami accident over 300 years ago, but thankfully they saved my foot.

I'm bald with no teeth. I wear a cheap toupe made of a mixture of antelope fur and wire wool. It looks really great, well, at a distance it does!

The halitosis is not so bad these days, it comes and goes, but I often chew on a garlic bulb to take the edge off it a tad. My glass eye is quite convincing.

I like to wear a pink Mankini, but only on a Sunday. The rest of the week I alternate between a pantomime horse costume and a straight jacket.

Anyway, that's enough of my good bits. Sadly I'm on the run from Interpol for human trafficking and stealing women's underwear from St. Peter's Hospice charity shop in Phuket. So I might not be here long as I'm dodging the boys and girls in blue.

My ideal lady friend would be a 32 year old size 10 supermodel with a huge sexual appetite, bi sexual and a millionaire! Oh, and it would be quite helpful if she had an owners manual for a 1972 Ford Cortina!

So that's me! Resist me if you can

Billy

55 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings