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Man in Dunstable, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 13 minutes ago

Love to meet a posh but filthy minded lady that can

1.who likes to not sit on my face and fart and blame the dog.

2 doesn't drink four cans of Stella and won't to fight like tyson.

3.wears a body suet in bed like a space suet.

4. Has a big tattoo of a dig cock between her breasts it makes me feel inferior.

5.wonts me on all fours wile she has a twelve inch dildo trying to ride me like a Rodio bull.

Likes .!!

1.Can suck the crome off a tow bar.

2.Talks to my willy like it's your best friend but not to sleep with your ugly friend because you feel sorry for her.

3.likes to be seduced but not to charge me £100 and call it a service charge.

4. Doesn't swear like a d*unken docker on speed but shaggy like one.

5. Just to be like the girl next door only she just sticks her nose up when I hang my willy over the fence on a sunny day.

So just to sum things up be polite and have a sense of humour and above all have great tits..

Thanks Dee.

buddy

54 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 25 to 65
Will meet smokers

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Role Play, Oral, Making Videos, Blindfolds