very single and very straight man, looking for girl with a gsoh and do

Man in Eccles, North West, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 5 days ago

thought id put a bit of effort in to this, took me long enough.

so grab a pint of coffee, some uppers to keep you awake and get settled while i spin a yarn...

im martin

salford born and bred

5ft 11

no tattos

white

having been on this site for about two month, the above info means i have just ruled out 70% of women on here.

no tatts. white, 1inch under 6ft.

1 inch short.

story of my life

for the rmeaining 30% i put the D in C.O.P.D

COPD = Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease

no you cant catch this disease.

a life time of smoking and substance abuse in my youth+ severe asthma all my life = lungs that are fucked

luckily, in my youth i worked. HARD. i am in a postion where i dont have to do as much physical work. more consulting. but still graft when needed.

wont beat me.

very competitive, but also very laid back.

always been eager to learn with a curious mind.

from work, i am a fully qualified carpenter and plasterer.

however there is very little i cant do in construction.

i am awesome at what i do.

but that curiousity also got me into learning and reading about anything that made me wonder.

from space, to quantum mechanics to richard dawkings and the theroy of evolution. to slash (from guns and roses) autobiography

however my favourite authors are steven king, james patterson and dean koontz

bit of a closet geek.

music is amassive part of my life. got me through bad periods in life.

as a kid: strickly hip hop, hard dance/dnb and oldskool.

thats it.

but having grown and matured, my playlists could go from heavy dubstep, to love resurection - alison moyet, to prince, mj, guns and roses, motown, littlemix...

bit of everything.

variety being the spice of life.

little bit about me:

so ive been single and celibate for over two years.

been on many different dating sites.

no luck.

chatted to many but never went much further than that.

i figured this was my last option.

if this doesnt work then its either:

1/ buy a load of cats and become a crazy cat person

2/ become a eunoch

3/ become a man of the cloth and smash it as priest

ideally, i want a relationship.

but im in no rush. so for now im happy to chat, then meet, see how it goes and maybe share some fun nights out/in together.

i dont have atype, per se.

but a girl who is down to earth, good sense of humour, passionate and with curvy hips would be a nice bonus.

but that isnt set in stone.

personality is the main thing for me.

job, where you live, how much money you have, if you drive, kids, doesnt matter to me.

anyway, i can litteraly taste the arthritis jn my fingers after writing all this.

if you made it this far, well done. you are a legend.

blue peter badge and 5 golds stars will be sent to you, from me.

thank you for wasting your time on me.

im not as rough as i look, honest.

take care and happy fabbing everyone.

martin

Alexander

41 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Dogging, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Toys

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