NOT MEETING !!!

Woman in Milton Keynes, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

Read the profile ffs !!!!

I am a plus size woman with lumps,bumps and stretch marks, not for you ? Scroll on by.

Just because I'm plus sized doesn't mean my boobs are.

I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but I'm definitely somebody's shot of whiskey.

I have quite a dark sarcastic sense of humour, so if you're easily offended don't message me.

I like what I like so if that's not you I make no apologies for my " not interested" reply. If a reply like that makes you throw your toys out of the pram you really need to grow up.

A "meet now" message will be deleted,you might not have a life outside of fab but I certainly do.

Yes I might be online but it doesn't mean I'm going to just drop everything for you. Also I forget to log out a lot,lol.

Just because you happen to be in my area doesn't mean I'm going to drop everything and meet you.

I do not use cams so please don't ask me to watch you.

Please don't send a friend request if we haven't spoken, I'm not adding you so you can have a wank over my pictures.

If you message and just want dirty talk so you can get off please don't bother, it's not going to happen, this includes phone sex, snapchat and any other form of communication.

Nice lingerie on me is great on a man not so much (just my preference).

The first time I meet you will be for a non play social in a public place (coffee shop, pub), not in the middle of the woods with a stranger, I'm not looking to become a true crime documentary anytime soon.

49 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 30 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

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*eekABooX (45), Woman on 18 August 2026 by Meeting in person:
Learnt everything i know from this woman! An absolutely lovely person. Ha

*issmyABS (41), Man on 24 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Managed to bump into this lovely lady for the second time at the northampton social recently. We just had a brief chat again together, she's certainly a charmer! Shes got a great smile and plenty of sexy positive energy about her. Would love to see more of this cutie when we can. X

*issmyABS (41), Man on 1 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
I briefly met this lovely lady at a social a while ago, id love to come across her again in more ways than one! X

*nnCee (46), Woman on 23 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
I had the pleasure of spending not just one but two evenings with this beautiful woman. Always a pleasure, never a chore. Looking forward to seeing you again soon gorgeous xx

*oadrunner13 (43), Man on 21 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
As always, it was a pleasure seeing you this weekend. It’s always a fun to spend time with the bubbly, friendly lady that lights up a room and conversation! She’s a genuinely good person and an asset to the lifestyle! See you soon my lovely friend! Xx

*ovingtongue (40), Man on 21 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
got to meet this lovely lady at the first BHB social I do hope to see you many more. Thank you for the compliment. You look dashing yourself. X

*rumpyMcFuckNugget (52), Man on 21 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Keep Bumping into this fine Lass I do .. She's definitely a stalker;). Fast becoming a great friend and a seriously fine lady . BHB Social was cool and will be seeing her again real soon . Ta Hunni xx

*randMrsP25 (53), Couple on 20 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
We met this lovely and funny lady at the BHB Social. We had a good laugh and chuckle even if it was only for a short while. Hope we cross paths again some time. x

*ittlemissFlirty (48), Couple on 20 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Absolutely great meeting this fun, friendly lady at the MK social last night. See you at the next one lovely xx

*xploringcouple1987 (38), Couple on 20 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady at the BHB social found her to be great to talk to! Hopefully many more evenings together!

*heekypair (50), Couple on 20 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Lovely to chat, all be it briefly, last night at the BHB social. Hopefully our paths cross again in the future. Have a lovely weekend!

*rumpyMcFuckNugget (52), Man on 20 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Thanks once again for regaining us with your presence at the Northampton Social.. Always a pleasure to chat with and hopefully we can chat again soon x

*oadrunner13 (43), Man on 19 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure and never a chore spending time with you! Let the good times roll, see you soon ??

*ilyRoseSmith (49), Woman on 18 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady again at another local Fab social yesterday. It was great chatting with you and love your humour! You are cheekier than you look for sure haha. Hopefully see you at the next one x

*eicesterfan (32), Man on 26 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Was lovely to see you again at the Northampton social, roles were reversed and you were the non drinker this time, always a pleasure. See you soon x

*nnCee (46), Woman on 19 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Lovely to finally meet this gorgeous lady, having heard plenty via a mutual friend. All the good stuff was true! (Like I doubted it in the first place!) Easy to chat with, made me laugh, and very easy on the eye. Hope to see you again soon xx

*oadrunner13 (43), Man on 17 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Seeing S at the Northampton social was fantastic. I kept forgetting that this was your first visit to this social but one would never have guessed by the way that you seamlessly integrated into the group making friends all around. I’m looking forward to seeing you soon!

*rumpyMcFuckNugget (52), Man on 16 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for attending the Northampton Social last night. What a lovely engaging lady and hope you enjoyed the evening. Cheers, Grumps x

*utewithcurves83 (43), Woman on 16 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
I never forget a name :-) Great to meet you at the Northampton Social. Introduced to me & the crazy table by a mutual friend, I am not sure you were prepared for what happened next and the barrage of dance requests which came your way. Look forward to seeing you again sometime :-)

*pursfan (56), Man on 16 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Always great to meet up with this lovely lady again last night. Amazing company, and just so happens to be really hot ??!!

*eicesterfan (32), Man on 17 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady at the Northampton social last night. Very genuine and down to earth. Looking forward to catching up again at some point x

*oadrunner13 (43), Man on 14 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
On a hot summer evening it, was lovely to organise a last minute drink in a picturesque pub garden. It was great to get to know this fun and bubbly lady. Thanks for the dink and chat!

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