Looking FWB with single females.

Man in Derry, Northern Ireland, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 24 minutes ago

Single male... like real single... not "Fab Single". Won't meet attached or people doing the dirt on their partners. Just sack them.

Seriously though... stop asking for face pics when you have no profile pics, and not willing to let me know what you look like. Fuck the double standards... I'm reasonably handsome, I'm fit and have a nice cock... you send ME your face pic first and I'll think about it.

Apart from that - I'm pretty laid back. Relatively normal. Love a laugh. If you've no craic then I'm not interested. One word replies to messages... nope.

I won't just fuck anyone. I have standards. If I messaged you then I found something about your profile worth messaging... your body.

Why is everyone so uptight and full of themselves? Ultimatums everywhere. All the wee simps actually messaging those stupid profiles. Get a grip folks, the standard of women here are woeful yet they think they're God's gift. I get the ratio is mad on here but don't ask for ridiculous standards if you're not bringing anything of equal value to the table... eg: 50+ over/underweight, no figure, personality of a wet-wipe - asking for men 25-35, hung, fit, tall etc...

I know what I want and like. Open to suggestions... I find it sexy when you tell me what you want... find it sexier when you don't have to haha. Not the quickie type when it comes to meets. Would rather spend a few hours/overnight. Obviously connection & attraction are a must.

Sci-Fi horror nerd. Post-Punk, Alternative, New Wave, Rock etc.

I'm straight lads... I don't want sucked... But thanks.

Tested Feb 24. Clean and staying that way.

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35 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Slim
Smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 22 to 50
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests