Putting the FUN in dysfunctional :)

Woman in Glasgow, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Returning again and looking for fun with girls and couples (guys, I'll find you).

Like I said, I've been here before so I know the score and how to spot the headcases.

I'm a stickler for grammar, so if you can't string a proper sentence together, best staying away.

I'm a fun loving single girl living in the southside of Glasgow, very open minded and love to try new things. I change my hair colour more than I change my knickers (when I wear them hehehe).

Pics include some old and some new (hence the new ink)

A few points to mention to hopefully filter out the eejits.

1. One word or one liner messages will be ignored and deleted, I've really no time for that.

2. Treat me with respect and it'll be worth your while (I promise).

3. No unsolicited cock pics, if I want to see it, I'll ask!

4. You must be local to me, not interested in meeting folk who are miles away.

5. No friend requests if we haven't chatted, must be one of the most infuriating and rude thing on here.

6. Messaging filth in the first message is a huge turn off.

7. If you can't accommodate, then I assume you are in a relationship so definitely not interested, don't want to hear the long winded reason why.

There will probably be more but that'll do for now :)

If you remember me from the last time, drop me a message.

Answers to FAQ

1. How are you? - I'm fine thanks

2. Looking for fun? - Eh, Duh!!

3. Wanna meet now? - Not a chance I'm meeting at the drop of a hat

4. Amazing pics - Thanks

5. What you up to? - During the week, working probably. Weekends either chilling or partying.

Try and be original with your message, similar messages again and again can get boring.

Claire

39 years old, Bisexual

5'5" 165cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 25 to 45
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Cybersex, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Threesomes, Toys

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*assion8 (46), Man on 9 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
Had a meet with Claire last night and what a night it was. She is one of the reasons I came back to Fab. Absolutely gorgeous and her skills in the bedroom are top notch. Till the next time ;)

*andyy (38), Man on 16 February 2019 by Webcam:
Chatted to this sexy lass years ago when she was last on. Great to c her bk and I hope u hav alot fun. Hope to get a wee chat soon x

Friends

B (46), Man