Looking to Have Hot Sensual Fun and Maybe more

TV/TS in Dorset, South West, UK

... "Read the profile ffs, or go back to school and learn how to read. We know it’s a swingers site but show a modicum of respect when messaging !". 10 hours ago

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Ok I am enjoying the site, some lovely people( you know who you are) on here, especially my (Bat place lover ) so have decide to put some rules up, because I seem to be getting a lot of fantasists and timewasters messaging me!

“Still”!!!!

I don’t like to having to block or delete people

But “hi sexy, wanna meet, I want you now, are you free , nice Heels. and other one line sentences will just be deleted”

One word messages like “Hi. Hey,” and Wanna fuck now ?”

Will just get you blocked ! It’s that simple !

As you haven’t read this profile down to the bottom !

Also I do not respond to winks unless your so damn hot you are making my phone melt !

Have a bit of imagination if you want to impress me as sending me a cock picture if you have a blank profile doesn’t impress me ( I have one of my own to look at !)

Also If I don’t answer straightaway be patient I do other things than being on here all day.

My status may say I am here but it may be I have left my desktop on and not signed it off Fab .

So here’s the reiteration of the above

FIRSTLY

If you haven’t got TS/TG on your profile, don’t message me,( I am not your Fantasy kink! ) go watch Disney channel if you want fantasy !

Your message or wink will be deleted and you will be Blocked

SECONDLY

1 line messages = Deleted

1 word messages = Blocked

Winks just mean your too lazy to write anything

So I ignore them guys, ( re-read above )

THIRDLY

If you have a blank profile, then send a photo preferably inc face (you have seen mine !) with your message otherwise it will be deleted unread.

That goes also if you send me a picture of your apparent manhood ( again re-read above )

As for the rest please read on

If you’re not local I will not meet you just because you state you will drive 100miles plus as you think I am really hot !

I have been told that regularly, however I don’t just lie back and open my legs so you can get your rocks off, so for gods sake chat to me first and see if I actually want to see you.

Plus my time is valuable to me.””

Even if yours isn’t!

Also I don’t do personal cam shows or phone calls so you can just get your rocks off!

When I meet I will always be freshly showered, smooth and Smell nice and made up and dressed to impress!

You need to be the same,especially the smooth bit, (nothing worse for a girl than having to pick pubes from her teeth) no matter how hot you are;

I don’t like face hair either ( sorry but personal preference )

Also “ if you come straight from work smelling and sweating like a polecat, it won’t happen, I will just walk away !”

I have no real limits so long as it doesn’t involve poo/pain or Piss , ( it takes time to make my face look good now ) I don’t even want cum over it let alone a golden shower;

Cum In my mouth or on my tits and cleavage and of course in my pussy ass that is more than welcome.

Until I Have known you a while Bare back will not happen I value my health as you should yours .

Also I will not drive over to see you any long distances just because you state you’re free For the Same reason as above when people tell me they will drive 100 miles to visit !

I like to have a conversation here first and to arrange a social meet. (not aimless ping pong messages saying how horny you are etc )

I like a social meet first to see how we click my brain needs to be stimulated also !

If we arrange a meeting, be there !!

if not you will be blocked and be named and shamed.

If you can’t make it Tell me, don’t just ghost me.

Also if I don’t answer messages straightway

( unless we are meeting up, when they will be )

I am not ignoring you, I do have a life away from Here, so maybe a little bit of time has to elapse for mutual moons to align for a meet;

So don’t get pushy you will be blocked.

I promise it will be your loss, and the photos you have probably added to your jollies album will be your only memories of me xx

Also If I invite you to my home which will only happen after a social meet anyway, I offer you discretion if you need that but I need to be sure of anyone who visits me!

So If you meet this Criteria, we should have a relaxing and hopefully a sensual and horny time together. ( I enjoy long sensual sessions also as well as quickies )

Also I do love outdoor fun also if that’s what you want to explore !

However this will only happen after we have chatted and I am happy for you to visit my space.

If I visit you I will be en femme, if in a very sensual and sexy outfit I will have a long coat in so your neighbours won’t have heart attacks.

Also I do love outdoor fun also if that’s what you want to explore !

Otherwise I can dress demurely to meet or visit you,

The choice will be yours.

Please be assured as in Las Vegas : “what happens with Christa stays with Christa”

I may add more rules as time goes on but I am a very sensual girl and am happy as Christa

Had a few timewasters, but also some great meets

Hence I have just put these few guidelines up

So If you want a reply to your message

As I have stated

“Please be a bit more imaginative “ than putting one or two words, you will just be deleted and blocked.

It’s nice to see so many visits in a day

But if you don’t stand out from the rest or your ping pong messaging with no intention of meeting then “ya goin in da bin”

I am a genuine girl and if you do manage to meet me you will find that out for yourself;

I don’t require anything more from you than good manners and respect.

As Stated above Please have a photo on your profile, blank ones will be deleted and or blocked

If you have got this far and read it all

Put “Respect” in first line of message !

So hope to chat to you soon peeps

and if you got this far well done ( I probably bored you silly reading it !!!

Christa xx

aka Horny bitch for fun.

Please note due to recent personal issues I will not be travelling to meet as much over the next few weeks :

Named and shamed

joshdt101 (who can’t be bothered to read profiles, is Rude and thinks he is gods gift !)

Christa

53 years old, Bisexual

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 25 to 68
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Cybersex, Dogging, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Soft Swing, Spanking, Taking Photos, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*wakaguy (64), Man on 30 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Omg such a sexy steamy lady,we are going to have some much fun mmm

*anny1993777 (32), Man on 19 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Late doing this but very sexy lady knows how to please roll on a longer session next time x

*harliekink (60), Man on 19 June 2025 by Webcam:
this lady is so so sexy and will make you every time, hope i get to see on cam again very soon

*hebear6996 (45), Man on 4 June 2025 by Webcam:
Lovely Lady , always sexy and pleasing.Horny will share a few hours with you on cam and not leave you hanging.In simple terms "A good one".

*ormaldevoncouple (65), Couple on 3 June 2025 by Webcam:
Amazing cam 2 days ago cann.t wait to meet

*eresa_cdslut (69), TV/TS on 3 June 2025 by Webcam:
I enjoyed her cam show this morning xx

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