?I Promise Not to Reorganize Your Spice Rack

Man in Rochester, South East, UK

Joined: 9 months ago
Last on: 14 hours ago

Let's be real: I am the human equivalent of that little stick with the olive and the cherry in your cocktail. Am I essential for the drink? Absolutely not. Does my presence somehow make the entire evening feel slightly more "deluxe" and confusingly intentional? You bet your sweet rum punch I do.

?I'm a functioning adult, which is a big selling point. I have my own place, a job where they trust me with passwords, and I know how to use a vegetable peeler. I’m not here to steal your wife or reorganization your husband’s meticulously ordered (and frankly, aggressive) spice rack. I'm here to provide the "Special Guest Appearance" energy your dynamic didn't know it needed.

39 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 65
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Blindfolds, Group Sex, Oral, Phone Sex, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Taking Photos, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*urvaceously_sub (41), Woman on 25 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
Cheeky guy, great banter and enjoyed a kiss or two. Until next time…

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