Looking for quality times and new experiences !!!

Woman in Gateshead, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Hi there

Please read my profile b4 u e-mail me. It actually tells you what I'm looking for. I spent the time writing it so I could avoid wasting both your time and mine.

So if you don't match what I'm looking for, then please don't just send me an e-mail anyway (in the hope that I might be so desperate for a shag @ that time, that I might reply anyway!!). Let me make this ABSOLUTELY clear - I am NEVER desperate - and all your e-mail shows me is that YOU are - not an attractive quality that is likely to entice me !!!

Also please do not keep e-mailing me repetitively, if I haven't replied. It will do little to help your case, if you aren't what I'm looking for, and impatient people annoy me immensely.

I'll give you a hint of the system I adopt, so if you've not had a reply you can see how you stand. I reply to ALL e-mails from people who HAVE READ my profile, and match the criteria that I've said I'm looking for - as soon as I possibly can (even if it's to say 'no thanks'. Single men who have NOT READ my profile, and DO NOT match my criteria (on age, height & providing a face pic) do not get a reply - I simply delete the e-mail. So if you are in any doubt, just check your sent messages to see if I've deleted it.

Oh and for all you guys who state it your profile that you think it's rude of us ladies not to reply to you (because it takes only a few seconds!!). THINK AGAIN - we are not all rude, most of us are just inundated. I didn't join this site to answer endless e-mails - I joined it to have fun. You are the one's who are rude - having the cheek to expect a reply from us (when you've either not read the profile; or have done, but chosen to ignore it anyway).

Next, please don't e-mail me if you live outside the area, are just horny and looking for some cam sex - you are wasting your time, because I don't have one!!

Also please don't e-mail me if you've never even chatted with me before, and are wanting sex that day. I take just a LITTLE more time than that. I'm looking for quality not quantity, and so prefer to have some idea about the person I'm meeting.

Although I'm not looking for a long term relationship, I am looking for memorable sex - so for me if there is no attraction, then there is no sex. For me to establish whether there is likely to be some chemistry, I need to chat to someone for a bit first - then, if there is potential, I like to meet up with them for a coffee or a drink etc. If we click then I will be more than happy to take things further - but if we don't, I'm afraid it has to be 'Nice to meet you' but 'Bye'. Also I have a one rule when it comes to couples - I would NEVER go straight to their home (simply from a safety point of view - a single woman v 2 people that I don't know) - hope you understand.

OK here goes:

I'm a 46yr old bi-sexual woman, who is pretty, curvy, intelligent and sexy. I have great legs and tits (38DD) and also a nice arse (from the doggy position - or so I'm told, lol !!). I think my eyes and my smile are my best facial features.

I like a laugh, and some good conversation - and get on with most people I meet.

I prefer ongoing regular meets, with good lovers, as opposed to a sequence of quick shags. So if you are looking for someone just to please yourselves guys (or in the case of the young ones, someone to teach you), then scroll past me please!!

Men have to be something special for me to want to meet them - because I get there attention in abundance (from this site and another I'm on,lol). I rarely fancy anyone male over 40; so unless you are exceptionally good looking, fit & well turned out, and have a personality 2 match, then it's unlikely I'll be up for meeting you. However whilst I like my men young, I don't find those under 25 very satisfying (they are neither adventurous nor experienced enough for me, and in most cases they are all talk!). I also like my men to be tall (so 5ft 10" is a minimum), and I don't like skinny men. Other than that I find intelligence and good conversation a huge turn on; so one line e-mails won't get you much further than the delete button, lol. Nor will an e-mail coming from a profile without a face pic, unless you attatch one to your e-mail. How can I tell you if I'm interested in you, if I don't know what you look like ??

The kind of ladies I like tend to be pretty and busty, with nice personalities. I'm fairly open minded when it comes to age; although I doubt I would be sexually attracted to anyone a great deal older than myself.

I'm also interested in meeting couples, as I love mff - and am open to consider mmf if the circumstances were right; as well as any other scenarios with the right people.

OH & WHOEVER YOU ARE I EXPECT YOU TO ADOPT GOOD PERSONAL HYGEINE AT ALL TIMES - IF YOU WANT THINGS TO PROGRESS SEXUALLY - COS BODY ODOUR IS THE QUICKEST WAY TO KILL MY LIBIDO STONE DEAD, LOL.

So please inspire me.

k xx

Karen

61 years old, Bisexual

5'5" 165cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men Women
Aged from 20 to 40
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*ensualSammy (60), Woman on 26 November 2008 by Meeting in person:
Karen is the most honest genuine person you could meet... Fun in and out of the bedroom... A friend forever xxx