Not looking to complete fabs. Looking for the right people

Couple in Luton, South East, UK

Joined: 6 months ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

We are a non nonsense, no drama couple who are looking for individuals and couples to join us. In Luton we host, in Lancashire we do not host so maybe you can

We only play as a pair, (unless you are a particular type for him, and the Mrs doesn't play solo at all). And have no problems with men, women, or couples joining us, though quite selective on single men so when we are looking for a single male we will contact you (and it probably won't be a straight single guy. It will be a BTM bi guy who isn't hairy ??)

We are kinky, but when involving other people, we only go vanilla or we dominate together.

Do not send dick pics in your initial message. It does nothing for either of us and actually makes it more likely that we won't be feeling it.

If you do message, or want to chat, then send a clear face pic please. We like to know who we are talking to and that we are attracted to people. If your "face pic" was taken twenty meters from you we probably can't see your faces lol

If you can't hold a conversation at all then we probably won't want to play with you. It's painful trying to speak to some people haha, a right turn off

We will happily move to WhatsApp groups but for conversation, not a pic exchange.

We can't ever "MEET NOW" as we have a life and family which always takes priority.

The upper age limit is our upper age limit

We don't do Doms or Bulls so if that's what you are into there isn't much point in messaging us either.

If all your pictures are just of your dick, or all your pictures of a couple are just one of you, then we can't possibly know if we are into you. If you reach out, once again... send a face pic (and body pic if you want) but NOT a dick pic.

We don't care how big your dick is, we only care who it is attached to. If your selling point is "I have a big dick" then you are underselling yourself... Do better ??

If you are going to wink... Send a message (unless you arent on our "looking for" list)... If we reply to your wink or message then we are probably into you, or think there is some potential there. Likewise if we send a wink it's because we want to know if you are interested. So message back if you are

38 years old, Bisexual

6'1" 185cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

37 years old, Bisexual

5'0" 152cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 21 to 45
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Group Sex

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*arkchock (36), Man on 6 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this couple in cupids. They both keep it classy, they were easy to get along with. Mrs showed us her pole dancing skills and they were insane! Lovely couple all round, good looking and in great shape!

*arkRich (41), Man on 4 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this fantastic couple in Cupids last Saturday night when I was DJing - Super friendly and down to earth, and the mrs wow’d us all with her skills on the pole! Everyone loved it, and she attracted a bit of a crowd - hopefully they’ll be back again soon, and I’ll make sure I have plenty of appropriate tunes for more of the same :) see you both again soon x