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Couple in Northampton, West Midlands, UK

... "anyone got a scrap yard or manages a scrap yard that would let me and the bard play chase?". 24 hours ago

Joined: 10 months ago
Last on: online now!

(Hosting a social in Northampton on the 9th may, for my birthday, popped a comment in the forum threads if you want to come xx)

Seeing playmates, kinksters, geeks and people who can provide new or fun experiences, would love to experiences it all.

Men women and couples all welcome

The Bard on the Wench

Her thighs could crush a mammoth. She's gentle as the dawn her laughs like rolling thunder, she squirts like summer rain

Her tattoos make her a living canvas. She's a true work of art, so worship ever part

She is a true obsidian Queen, worthy of worship and praise,

She has more sides and combinations than a rubiks cube, When you play with her, it can be different every time. From sweet submissive, to amazonian warrior ready to make you kneel and suffer

If your brave enough, why not explore the wench and her talents. No 1 has ever made me feel the way she does. Its an honour to be her bard, her protector and her keeper, i'll always sing her praises. Even if she can be dumb as a stick sometimes lol.

The Wench on the bard.

He is protective but chilled, the funniest, sweetest and most idiotic short king I have ever known.

He has a silver tongue and knows how to use it in every way.

Overall hes an average guy you might not look twice at, but he makes me cum like no 1 else and makes me light up inside and out, the only one I've ever met who can match my kink streak (if not my stamina). he is my favourite person, and i will always look out for him. anyone who disrespects will be blocked.

He can be a cutie patootie or a vile little mushroom lol x

Footnotes

We love to explore together and solo (usually female half solo with his knowledge)

Both have a list of kinks a mile long but are happy with a good kiss, a tender touch and some epic orgasms as we are with bandage and taboos xx

Basics, we are a black female and white male.

We are loving FWBs, the Bard is also the wench's owner, and we dont live together.

Both drive and can accom.

We meet for fun friendships but both lead busy lives away from the site so meets and replies can sometimes take a while.

Future Meets and Events

Social meetup on Saturday 9 May 2026 in West Midlands: Northampton
At this meet looking for: F M MF MM FF TV/TS
Having a group social for my (f) birthday, all welcome to attend. Post your interest in forums northampton birthday bash thread xxx

View meet listings, add yours at the Meets & Events pages.

The Wench

33 years old, Bisexual

5'11" 180cm
Curvy
Smoker
Don't drink
Heavily tattooed
3 or 4 piercings

The Bard

42 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

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*sman92 (33), Man on 20 April 2026 by Webcam:
Seen a few times good fun lovely lady always look out for you very naughty xx

*ingersTongue (39), Man on 23 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Watched them with another couple at a layby. Car steamed up quick but was got as fuck. Ever come across any of these people. Be sure to stop

*ounglovefeet (31), Man on 13 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Great dogging suck like pro. Covered her tits in cum

*alsaman (46), Man on 3 November 2025 by Webcam:
Incredible cam show wow. Fantastic body and booty. Think the whole chat room wrist were limp lol.

*rez bbc (29), Man on 3 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Oh what a wonderful person here I got an opportunity to chat and meet this lovely lady. We got to fuck on cam and it was awesome she’s best at what she did very lovely to talk to and her ass is crazy you will definitely love everything about her please don’t miss out a chance on her. We definitely meet again when she’s 100% okay.

*ensual_scientist (29), Man on 1 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
I met r last night and we both had the most amazing time! After getting to know each other in the company of her adorable cats we retired to the bedroom and were naked and all over each other almost immediately! f is sensual and very sexually expressive, an amazing kisser with a fantastic body. The time we spent together was breathless and carnal and the orgasms were many. Don't miss the chance to meet her or F if you're given one :)

*punkusMaximus (49), Man on 30 August 2025 by Webcam:
Watched the amazing Rue on cam. Lovely spread of those juicy thick legs as she played with her wet pussy eager for guys to cum for her. Great tits and a cheeky wee laugh and chat as she plays. Awesome honey nut box

*andp54 (71), Couple on 29 August 2025 by Webcam:
great to watch on cam wow look loads of fun cant wait for more thanks xx

*ornyguy9988 (38), Man on 29 August 2025 by Webcam:
Great webcam session got me so hard would love to meet in person

*ugofirst (61), Man on 29 August 2025 by Webcam:
What can I say. This girl is amazing. Great interaction with her and made me cum hard. Thank you I hope to catch you again

*aster and Sub for you (77), Couple on 9 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
we had a short-notice meeting tonight having chatted for a week or so - and it turned out to be a lot of fun - sadly Sub has a cold sore - so Finnick missed out on some oral fun but we will explore more next time for sure"

*ookingforfun1969 (56), Man on 6 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Have met this couple a few times out dogging, definitely worth catching up with if you get the chance, very genuine and fun and a pussy to die for. Hope to catch up again soon

*rsgrey10 (55), Man on 25 July 2025 by Webcam:
See this lovey lady playing a while back must have been good as. I still remember Hope to see you in the flesh sometime soon

*ustanhonestbloke (68), Man on 2 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
YAY ..... welcome back. Known this naughty kinky couple for years. As genuine as they come. They are comfortable in almost all scenarios and will definitely meet if they arrange to. Easy to talk to and so much fun to play with. Definitely need to catch up soon. Take care and keep being you. Neil xx