me looking to see what i can see

Man in Newcastle Under Lyme, West Midlands, UK

... "i'd renew silver, but i assume all 10 looks today are blokes....". Wednesday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

Thankyou for gracing my tiny corner of fab with your presence....

First off - how to make a love cake - the official recipe. Ingredients - 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur lined mixing bowl, 2 large nuts, 1 firm banana.

Method: look into laughing eyes, fold in loving arms, spread well shaped legs, squeeze and massage milk containers gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger. Add banana, work in and out until well creamed. Cover with nuts and sigh of relief. Recipe complete once banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl. If resulting cake begins to rise leave town immediately.

Now, for those who don't mind a bit of a read:

Thanks for looking, enjoy the mirth value....i know it's a bit long but it's at least funny in bits, so do by all means get bored reading it all haha

LATEST UPDATE: time we went smoke free....let's give it a go....

I'M BUILT LIKE A CHISELLED ADONIS AND HAVE A 10 FOOT COCK WITH A 2 FOOT GIRTH. Needless to say this is untrue, therefore ruling myself out from 95% of you - i'm average in all departments. we may not all measure up to your needs, but we all have saving graces....

Like most others i'd expect a social first....

yes, i'm real;

yes i've been here before (4th incarnation now lol);

yes i had veri's;

yes you can get a photo on request - there's a reason i have no public face picture;

yes i can accom, but infrequently. headlines will let you know when. yes i have an other half (there's upfront honesty) so i know how discretion appeals to many. met here, swung as a couple for a while, she's no longer capable due to illness....

beer over lager, rugby over football, and anything over soaps and reality tv.

if you've read this far type "supercalifragelisticexpialidocious" in the subject box. wonder who remembers this hehe much less spell it correctly. as ever first to do it names their prize....within reason obviously....

oh, and yes you have to be a friend to see the pics, that means you have to talk to me first, or at least ask to see them.

never yet been a club....hmmmm....(CORRECTION fun4all in pdi has been ticked off the list ;) ) and people please, it's a bit of fun, no need to be so fickle about this stuff....

Winks and messages are always good....

# oh, and when it says i can travel it means travel within reason - i have no car....

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN (no sydney here) if you really want to peek and comment feel free. no pics worth stealing anyway haha

david

60 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 69
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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*hybuttercup9 (38), Woman on 27 December 2025 by Meeting in person:
Absolute gentleman, he rocks and is truly lava-ly :) thank you for introducing me to Cita!

*SSENCERARE (62), Couple on 29 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Seen this guy everyday by the poolside and the restaurant .He has a nice smile and can verify he is like his picture. HAPPY FABBING !!!

*art (57), Couple on 31 January 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met with this guy this evening he's a lovely gent definitely knows what a woman needs would meet him again. X

*uddly biker chick (61), Woman on 26 August 2018 by Meeting in person:
After chatting to the Dr for quite a while I finally got to meet him in person last night. A gent to say the least. Very easy going, has conversation and is respectful. Ladies be nice to him because he deserves it. Hope we'll meet again. Take care xxxx

*hingyxxxxxx (62), Woman on 26 June 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met this charming guy yesterday for late lunch...I ate he only had coffee. Such an easy guy to chat to, felt at ease with him straight away. Although he's not my cup of rosy Lee... I'm sure there's plenty other ladies he'll suit. Thingy x