Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off

Man in Edinburgh, Scotland, UK

... "Who’s up for a Saturday social in Edinburgh Can meet at 4pm for an hour - any busty ladies/couples interested please message me or text 07590297178". 6 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

STI TESTED - 27/01/2026 - NEGATIVE

What does BLT stand for ? You’ll have to message me to find out but it’s not Bacon Lettuce & Tomato

My motto:

“Is sex dirty ? Only when it’s being done right “

Woody Allen

Message for those ladies who like their men to smell nice, my fave aftershaves are anything by Issey Miake, Chanel Bleu for Men, 212 VIP Black

I’m on Telegram Jacobsladder1966 - I don’t use Snapchat or Kik - I’m also on WhatsApp

Now here’s the bit that will eliminate 99% of the ladies from contacting me I am married and yes my Mrs doesn’t know I’m on here Now I fully realise that a lot of you will not chat to me as I am married and I totally get that- some of you will say why are u on here ? Well my wife is not into swinging on religious grounds she is born again while I’m an atheist so fab is my little chance at escaping for a while so if you are willing to help me out with my search for good social and filthy fun, then that would be brilliant and I’d really appreciate it but don’t fuck me out of pity - fuck me because you want to lol

I do love roleplay- fave ideas:

Horny nurse and patient

Lap dancer who gets carried away with customer

Long lost niece/uncle meet where niece admits she has always wanted to fuck her cool uncle

Fake taxi with a very busty lady driver

I am very tactile in nature so to any ladies that decide they fancy meeting me - I do like to kiss cuddle touch and stroke so I hope that you like to do that too - I’m also very good at massage (so I’ve been told) - I do consider myself a big boob worshipper & have a weakness for a lady who loves to show off a big cleavage

Intelligence is a big turn on for me so you could consider me a sapiosexual - I’m also into all things Spanish and Italian -I love to talk about anything - politics, art, film (if you are a fan of the John Wick films then bonus points coming your way), books, food and drink but good filthy talk always goes down a treat

I’m going through a phase where I’m reading dystopian novels (mainly because of that orange fuckwit in the White House) so reading by the likes of Albert Camus, JG Ballard, Franz Kafka and Yevgeny Zamyatin - but I like simple light and fluffy too lol - that’s solved by me rattling through the Thursday Murder Club books by Richard Osman

My ideal guests at a dinner party- Anthony Bourdain (RIP) Billy Connolly, Stephen Fry, Neil Peart (RIP) , Stanley Tucci, Janey Godley (RIP)

Now I do have a dad bod which I really want to lose - ideally I’m looking to lose 4 stone but it’s very difficult I’ve been put on Ozempic by my doctor so hope that helps I do have my local gym Pure Gym Edinburgh West so if there are any busty gym bunnies who go to that gym and want to inspire me in a very flirty way then get in touch!

Have decided to give myself a long term health target so I have entered for the 2027 Edinburgh Marathon - what have I done lol - running my first race hopefully in September- Edinburgh Men’s 10K but will do some 5k parkruns before that

Love most types of music from prog rock to opera to thrash metal - Abba to Frank Zappa -

Best band of all time: Rush

Equal 2nd best of all time: The Beatles & Frank Zappa

Equal 3rd best of all time: Marillion, Kings X & Dream Theater

Hottest band in the world right now - Angine De Poitrine (bonkers duo from Quebec)

Best Scottish band to listen to right now : Peat and Diesel

My fave song of all time - I’ve Had The Time of my Life by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes - just brings back brilliant memories of my first season as a Pontins Bluecoat in Southport 1991

current chart stuff though is absolutely appalling - Lewis Capaldi (or as I call him the male version of Adele) particularly gets on my wick - guess that’s my age I was a child of the 80’s after all - I do love hip hop too but the early stuff like Run DMC, Public Enemy, Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five you know proper old school

I love comedy - my fave comedians are Frankie Boyle Jim Jeffries and Daniel Sloss which tells you a lot about my very black sense of humour (and if any ladies out there know the significance of April 18th I will love you forever! If you know Jim Jeffries you’ll know what I mean)

Im a season ticket holder for Edinburgh City who play their football at Meadowbank Stadium in Scottish League Two but very likely to be relegated to the Lowland League cause we are bloody awful right now - so badly that we finished bottom of the league and will be in a relegation playoff which I fully expect us to lose

If you like the look of me send me a wink message or friend request

Future Meets and Events

Social meetup on Saturday 2 May 2026 in Scotland: Edinburgh
At this meet looking for: F MF FF
Who’s up for a coffee/drink and being very flirty? Can meet at 4pm for an hour - any busty ladies/couples interested please message me or text 07590297178

Anything, anywhere on Monday 4 May 2026 in Scotland: Edinburgh
At this meet looking for: F MF FF
Free for afternoon social or fun meet - any busty ladies/ couples interested please message me or text/whatsapp 07590297178

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59 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 21 to 69
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Voyeurism, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Spanking, Safe Sex, Role Play, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Cybersex, Cross-dressing, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

See 1 Public Videos

Verified Genuine Profile

*nniegetyergun (60), Woman on 15 April 2026 by Webcam:
Had a nice chat with a really nice genuine guy. Been chatting for a while. Was nice to eventually speak along with a play. Looking forward to meeting in person

*mooth tongue 4u (65), Man on 18 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
This is a good guy who I’m happy to call a friend , we have had a few threesomes together now with some lovely lady’s who wanted the experience , great personality and good with the lady’s

*ropicalFruity00 (41), Woman on 20 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this gentleman for a social a fair few years ago when I was on here for the first time, easy to get along with, good looking and a genuinely nice guy. Untill next time x

*hesUnfulfilled (54), Woman on 2 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
What a warm and friendly guy to spend time with. Met as part of a threesome but would happily see him on his own. As promised, he's a great kisser, really nice giver and taker of oral and I was covered in his warm spunk. Don't miss the opportunity if it comes up, whether to meet socially or to play. Look forward to seeing you again in the future when I'm in the area.

*he Shoebox. (45), Couple on 19 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Thanks to this lovely guy for coming along to one of our recent gangbangs and getting involved in the playtime action. Respectful, punctual, welcome back anytime and highly recommended for any meets. Thanks x

*uxordeluxexxx (56), Woman on 4 September 2023 by Webcam:
Where do I start with this guy he is genuine and pure delight to chat to on camera Love kisses k x

*ill-Ian Kisses (41), Couple on 3 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had a lovely afternoon spent in this man’s company. Sat out in the sunshine chatting away and he was attentive, caring and respectful the whole time as always. Puts me at ease in his company and he puts a smile on my face :) Millie x

*exi and her Sassenach (49), Couple on 22 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this chatty man at a recent social. Lots of fun stories from his life that kept us amused. Take care and see you at AD sometime Lexi and her Sassenach Xx

*xpert deep throat! (43), Couple on 27 September 2022 by Webcam:
Great genuine guy and not a time waister and pretty sure he enjoyed the cam show on whatts app

*ill-Ian Kisses (41), Couple on 11 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Caught up with the lovely Rob today at the Edinburgh social. Great banter and good company as always! Millie & Ian

*um Luvin Party Girls (32), Couple (FF) on 13 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for coming along to our recent party and getting involved in the playtime action. Welcome back anytime and highly recommended for any meets. Thanks x

*ill-Ian Kisses (41), Couple on 3 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of getting to meet up with R at the Edinburgh social dinner; the previous time being what turned out to be our last social/fab event pre-lockdown. We had kept in touch online over that time and was great to finally catch up in person. Absolute gent and great company all night and very respectful. Look forward to seeing you soon. Millie & Ian.

*heSofaDestroyers (42), Couple on 11 April 2021 by Meeting in person:
We met this horny gentleman an absolute age ago! Pleasant and talkative as well as being down to earth! Welcome back from your really long break ;-)