You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Man in Oxford, South East, UK

... "Yearning hours.". yesterday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 15 minutes ago

I was here years ago - 2022-3, maybe? - and was lucky enough to meet some wonderful people. Now I return, bringing comfort and joy, or at least magical fingers, a devastating grin, and a willingness to buy you cocktails and flirt all night. I'm so sorry to see the Forums/Fora are gone, though! That was where I lived when I was here. O tempora, O mores. Anyway, in this new, thrusting, efficient Fab, I should say that, like any self-respecting food processor, I now come with a very beautiful attachment, who will doubtless introduce herself here soon. Or we may make a couples account and kill this one. The point (there we are at last, Elephantis, I knew we'd get there eventually) is that we are a D/s couple, and specifically interested in cuckqueaning. Our first visit to Ignite this Monday led to a meeting with a wonderful couple (just sex in the same room), who asked as we were leaving 'Are you on Fab?' And then, I remembered that I had been - though I thought I'd deleted my account. So here I am, just testing the waters, looking to say hello, and hopefully meet some charming, compatible people - even if just for a drink. I think you'll like me if you try me. You'll definitely like her, though only women will get to try her and even then not always. More often she will watch, prepare, clean up. Come on over to the comfy sofa, by the fire, and say hello. Make yourself comfortable, and tell me your story.

Elephantis

47 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings