Looking to try things

Man in Fife, Scotland, UK

... "Just want some kisses". Thursday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

I'm kinda shortish, with blond hair, and dark eyebrows, which more than likely means that I won't have blond hair for long. Which sucks, because I like being blond.

I have blue eyes, mostly -- one of them is kinda greenish, 'cause I had an accident, and it changed the colour of my eye. Though sometimes I wonder if I'm imagining the greenishness or not...

I guess I'm kinda funny, if you like sarcastic, cynical humour. If not, then you probably won't like me. Oh well, at least I can make myself laugh.

About pictures [since everyone asks], I do have some, but I only let someone see them once I've, y'know, talked to 'em. So if you want to see, message me. :P Hey, that rhymes.

*shrug* Man parts for sex, humour for friendship.

Red hair is a plus, as is literacy. And if you have both, well, that pretty much guarantees my affection. :D If literacy is a problem, then don't waste your time by sending me a message, because I won't waste my time attempting to decipher it. *sigh*

Also, a recent pet peeve; narcissism. I don't care if you think you're the hottest thing or whatever, I don't really want to hear about how good looking you are. I have eyes -- I can see, or not see, for myself.

Anyway, I'm always happy to talk on MSN or something, so if you ever feel like it, let me know.

P. S. If you wink at me but are listed as straight/not looking for a man, I can't message you. So please send a message instead. Pretty please? I won't bite (but you can bite me :D).

enigmaticchaos

36 years old, Gay

5'5" 165cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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