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Couple in Newcastle Upon Tyne, North East, UK

Joined: 11 months ago
Last on: 4 days ago

A relatively experienced couple from Newcastle, looking for occasional meets with others.

Please don’t fill our inbox with cock photos; we will ask if we get that far.

Mrs enjoys confident men, not arrogant.

Guys who can carry a conversation and articulate what they want will be to the front of the line for single guys.

Messages with zero effort will be ignored and deleted and persistent messages (especially copy and paste) will just be blocked. It’s easier that way.

We can never ever ever meet now and any requests for that will be ignored.

Obviously people never read this far but “hows youse” will never get a reply. Neither will ‘hi’, ‘wow’ or ‘stunning x’.

Blank profiles, with no image sent with first message, no verifications etc…surely you can’t be expecting a reply. Unverified people are fine but you have to show some effort ffs. We use the block button as a filter; if you suddenly find yourself blocked it’s just that you’re not for us. No offence meant.

Sorry if all of this makes us sound like dicks but the ‘fabmin’ is tedious.

Single guys *must* be comfortable meeting with both of us. Ideally looking for two or three single guys to join us at the same time. If you’re messaging let us know if you’re up for that; that’s high on our priority list now.

Now planning our first gangbang. Hotel meet, most likely during the week day. Looking for a handful of confident men to use C for **her** pleasure. Please message if interested in this. Guys with experience of that situation to the front! She craves being objectified. If we hit it off on here we will move to telegram to organise.

We don’t accom but are happy with hotel meets or at your home.

Can’t believe we have to update this but here goes;

We don’t want to ‘come to your shed for a quickie while your girlfriend is in bed’ (genuine message received)

Don’t want you to wear a nappy. (Again, genuine message)

You could be the most hung, athletic, handsome bloke on here but if your profile verifications show that you are not at all picky, it’s a no.

Don’t send a friend invite if we haven’t even chatted briefly. What’s the point? If we wanted every random to see those friend pics, we would just have them set to general.

When asked what you are looking for in a meet, if you reply ‘fun’ we will assume you want us to bring connect 4 and some party snacks.

And again…we don’t meet *now*. We’ve messaged people for literally months in the past before our diaries matched. It was all worth it.

Turns out we aren’t 420 friendly; it’s the smell. It clings to people.

Right. That’s about it for now. Sure some new fantasist will horrify us in a new way before long.

47 years old, Straight

6'6" 198cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

39 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 33 to 58 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

Verified Genuine Profile

*amesDomButNice (49), Man on 24 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
A fabulous couple. C is every bit as gorgeous, charming and filthy as you could possibly imagine. And D is a really nice, funny, relax but also filthy bloke. They make quite a team! Fingers crossed for seeing them again soon.

*_and_T_playtime (46), Couple on 20 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Absolutely wonderful evening meeting this couple at a Newcastle social. Friends of mutuals, all six of us found ourselves back at our apartment. D is an absolute gentleman and a gentle giant of a man, but can rip off a pair of fishnets in with a single hand and devour what was underneath. Polite, relaxed, charming and really easy to be around. H is quite magnificent, and rather dangerous to be around with a glint in her eye. That wicked look alone is worth it, especially when she dresses in nothing but silk lingerie and little else. In amongst a variety of limbs and positions, we established that both were exceedingly comfortable sharing and exploring, and moreover experienced too. Even willing to accommodate me accidentally coming dressed as a snooker referee. Absolutely charming wonderful sexy couple, and genuinely look forward to crossing paths again.

*ubz and Squeak (40), Couple on 19 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
A charming, engaging and attractive couple, looking forward to seeing them again after chatting briefly at the Booty Social last night. Next time I'm sure we will chat for much longer x

*exyMissP (43), Couple on 19 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
We were very lucky to meet this wonderful couple at a social and even luckier when they came back to our Airbnb for a spectacularly enjoyable evening. We felt like we had known them for ages - so rare to feel so comfortable and relaxed with such a hot couple on a first meeting! We like you both very much, and really hope we have the opportunity to get to know you both a lot better very soon. And wow that dress! x

*eCouple123 (51), Couple on 25 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
We met this couple who are intelligent, easy to get along with, and instantly engaging. They have a natural chemistry and confidence that gives them an undeniably sexy, magnetic presence-making them truly memorable.

Friends

James (49), Man
John (45), Man
Bubz (40) & Squeak (38), Couple
R (51) & E (46), Couple
Nic (43) & A (54), Couple
T (46) & A (45), Couple
D (43), Man