"Fake Campervan"

Man in Nr Minehead, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

So, you've heard of "Fake Taxi"

Well I've got the "Fake Campervan"

Currently it's a stealth campervan with no windows so discreet fun can be had wherever I park up.

Messaging Etiquette

If you receive a message from me please read it at the very least.

Then if you are NOT interested that's absolutely fine but please just DELETE it, if you don't delete it I'll presume you are still interested and I'm likely to message again, which is a waste of all our time.

And really, get a grip about having to send face pics if wanting a reply.... my profile has plenty!

It's really quite simple to comprehend is it not?

If I've sent you a friend request it's purely to see if you are interested, I don't need to see private pics of you, I only want to see more of you if we meet!

I only ever contact those of you that I think would be genuinely interested in having some real fun together (although a lot of you are only good at talking about not actually doing anything about it).

Happy to form friendships for social meetings as well with no ulterior motives if that's something that interests you.

Would really like an FWB situation ideally but one offs can be exciting too.

Meet in my Campervan, Outdoor meets, Hotel meets, public settings or your place are all good with me.

More than happy to travel far and wide with enough notice.

I would like to meet single females, real hotwives, partnered females or females that understand the true cuckhold dynamic with their other half.

*To the hubby's or partners...I'll look after her don't worry*

Also happy to take vids and pics of your other half while she's with me.

Also want to experience watching a couple as well.

I am here for a good time, the only hard time I want is you getting my cock hard!

I'm a smoker for my sins, but I won't turn up to a meet stinking of cigarettes I can assure you, I'm a respectful smoker.

So, where are you hiding girls, it's time to come out and play!

And for the doubters... I am 8yrs single.

Also, feel free to initiate conversation with me rather than waiting for me to contact you.

Congratulations if you read and understood all of that (most don't)!

49 years old, Straight

6'2" 188cm
Average
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 75
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Watersports, Voyeurism, Toys, Taking Photos, Soft Swing, Safe Sex, Role Play, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Dogging, Cybersex, Cuckolding

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Verified Genuine Profile

*oodGirlBrat (29), Woman on 22 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
After some time conversing we arranged a meet and it was definitely worth it, we had a good chat and a laugh In the camper and was made to feel relaxed and at ease great kisser and a cock worthy of a sucking and lovely hospitality after. DONT PASS HIM UP AND DONT WASTE HIS TIME LADIES!! Until next time ;)

*ovedupx2 (49), Couple on 13 July 2025 by Webcam:
A lovely guy to chat with and watch cum on cam. Thank you for the tour of you van! xx

*urious girly (51), Woman on 23 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
What can I say, funny and respectful guy, let me take things at my pace and knew exactly how to please my body. Even bought me a cuppa! Would definitely grab the chance to meet this one again, just the right mix of gentleman and animal :-)

*ellybean66 (47), Couple on 2 February 2020 by Meeting in person:
What can I say, this guy is amazing in every sense, Put me at ease straight away and knows exactly how to please. Really enjoyed our meet last night, looking forward to next time xx

*ngels (65), Woman on 10 October 2019 by Meeting in person:
Wow what a lovely man what can I say he is thoughtful and caring loves lots of kisses and cuddles, loves to give pleasure and keeps to his word if he says he will meet you he will, Ladies he is a keeper and I would say to anyone don't abuse his generosity, he is an all round good guy who likes to have fun and will treat you right, his main aim is to give you pleasure. xx

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