Think Ragnar Lothbrok..then you will be close - shut up and kiss me

Man in Somewhere Over The Rainbow, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 21 minutes ago

Welcome to my profile, thanks for taking a look…

I’m a single, professional guy, own my own place, own my own teeth and as a rule don’t take life too seriously….

For my sins I’m career driven and maybe don’t make as much time for meets as I should. I enjoy a social, flirting, teasing and the anticipation of what may happen.

I’m border line OCD clean, nothing I can do regarding this, and I make no apologies. I’m impeccably clean, my place, my car etc you get the gist!

I’m physically active, I visit the gym 4-5 times a week, I’m not ripped or buff (think that’s what it’s called) I go because it gives me time away from work, and I also like food and wine too much so helps keep the weight down!

I’m broad with big arms and shoulders, played rugby for 14 years so you get the gist….

It’s also not attempt to hide my Shrek like looks neither my monotone personality!

Then again maybe you can judge. Im no Brad Pitt, more likened to Ragnar Lothbrok apparently! So yes I have a beard, even guys like a pamper you know, even if don’t admit it (don’t tell everyone) so every couple of weeks I visit my local Turkish to attend to my hair and beard!

I like to smell delicious too, I wouldn’t call myself fashion conscious but I like to dress well, from casual (think lumberjack) to to smart depending on the occasion (waistcoat, jacket, nice shirt jeans and brogues) or a pair of vans, jeans and a fitted T.

Sexually…

from vanilla to taboo and bar the usual I enjoy most kinds of play and scenarios.

I adore giving oral, I am happy to just give and not receive, seeing my partner pleasured is simply enough for me, call me strange but hey ho! I get incredibly wet with pre cum, and I taste delicious…

I also don’t “ fuck like a porn star” and neither will I “pound you into submission” yes I’ve read that on a profile!

Maybe you can decide what my 5 star rating will be on trip advisor!

Bedroom gymnastics is not for me, ex rugby player shoulders, knees and limbs have taken a bartering, I’m just not supple enough, neither has porn obscured reality when it comes to sex!

Apologises also, I cannot offer you BBC, although I do have Netflix, Prime and also the complete sky sports package….

I have a number of pictures, shock horror I have none of private parts, genuinely a tough ask to make a guys private parts look particularly attractive I reckon from any obscure angle , if you would like a picture though I promise it won’t be me holding it next to a sky remote or a can of tenants special brew either! I’m around 7.5” but very thick.

When sharing pics I might be in the minority here, but I’d rather not see images of your badly packed kebab, some decorum goes a long way with me.

Also if you are into “420” and HNH, look elsewhere as you will not be for me I’m afraid. I detest drugs and the impact they have on lives.

I am simply a very very average, articulate, tactile, attentive and humble guy looking for the holy grail of a long term play partner. I adore the anticipation, the nerves the flirtation aspect of a meet…..

Ok when I say long term I am potentially switching to Australia this year with a work placement opportunity, although this bugger seems to be on hold at the moment as my work based sponsor has pulled out!!

Thanks for reading, until then let’s play….

Jack

44 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*osterb1tch (53), Woman on 23 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy for a coffee first then some naughty play in the car over a year ago, haven't had the pleasure of him totally yet but looking forward to that...what an absolutely gorgeous creature! Great guy, awesome body..ticks every box ladies,,come on!!!

*urvykinky (37), Woman on 6 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting this charming Viking recently, he knows exactly what he’s doin and teased me to distraction. I will leave the rest to the imagination, I’ll just say he made an impression xx

*lessing2016 (38), Woman on 4 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this handsome gent at his hotel. Had a drink and flirt at the bar before he showed me the view from his room. The skyline was the second best view in that room. Very charming, sexy and incredibly respectful. Fancied him instantly.

*ickylicious (42), Woman on 6 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
So it's taken me all day to verify this one as quite frankly I don't really want to share him. Ha ha. We've been chatting for a long long time but due to distance havnt have the chance to meet until last night. Think I almost came in my knickers as soon as I laid eyes on him. Tall tattooed viking. My type to a T. Here's where it gets better he is literally the most genuine gent iv had the pleasure to meet on here. Gorgeous inside and out. I know your waiting for the sexy part. Let me just tell u. Hes a wizard with his tongue and figures. And the most delicious girthy cock iv had pleasure to have in my mouth. If like me you love a good snog this is your man. Smells so so good to. Other than that he's OK ha ha. If your lucky enough to meet him you most certainly won't be dissapointed. Cant wait to see you again babe. Big kisses. Vicky x

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