Pussy lickers with a beard n tats to the front of the queue :)

Woman in Essex, Greater London, UK

... "Mad how my wishlist has been on my profile since February and I’ve only done one thing off it…need to change that asap! Who’s guna help me?!". Thursday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

I’m looking for a chunky dad bod kinda guy with an open mind who is willing to help me with my wishlist.

A bit about me:

* I’m 1000% straight n single - I expect you to be the same.

* I’m a working mum so my free time is limited - I’m usually free for meets DURING THE DAY ONLY on Mondays, Wednesdays and Sundays, and occasionally on Fridays. I am never available for evening/nighttime meets due to work commitments.

* I WONT do outdoors or car/lorry meets so please don’t ask me to.

* I won’t accommodate at all or go to someone’s home for a first meet, so hotels are best for me (I don’t mind contributing to the cost if I can).

* I’m happy to swap phone numbers once we’ve chatted a while but I’m 50 not 15, so I don’t use snapchat/kik/telegram - it’s either WhatsApp or we stay chatting here.

Unfortunately the list of what I don’t want is evergrowing : If you’re female, married or in a relationship, bisexual or a crossdresser, into swinging/dogging or outdoor fun, role play, phone/webcam fun or pic sharing then please please please please pass me by!!! Also if you live miles from London/Essex then it’s pointless chatting, cos the chances of a meet are zero - I don’t care how regularly you visit my area! I’m here for real meets, to see n feel the goodies, not read ‘A day in the life of me n my penis’ lol

I WILL NOT accommodate or come to yours for a first meet! And I’m not able to travel too far from home, I have responsibilities here and so need to stay as local as possible for meets.

WISHLIST:

(February 2025)

I wana try n embrace my inner slut so I’m looking for a genuine guy to help me organise all the stuff on my wish list for me - all while ensuring I’m kept safe before, during n after…….

JUST TO BE CLEAR (AND YES I’M TYPING THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS SO IT STANDS OUT!) MY WISHLIST IS NOT A MENU FOR YOU TO CHOOSE WHICH NUMBERS FROM MY LIST THAT YOU WANA DO WITH ME - I WANT TO DO THEM ALL WITH THE SUPPORT AND GUIDANCE OF ONE PERSON WHO I KNOW, RESPECT N TRUST!!!

ANYONE WHO MESSAGES ME SAYING THEY WANA DO NUMBER BLAHBLAH OR A FEW NUMBERS WITH ME WILL BE IGNORED / BLOCKED - CAPICHE??! :)

1. I want to be tied to a bed/table n be used by multiple guys…all of them taking turns to fuck my pussy and mouth, while playing with my body and testing my limits.

2. An unexpected gangbang where I think I’m meeting one guy n then once I’m restrained n blindfolded other guys come in and take turns on me all filling me with cum

3. I really wana try CNC - maybe combine it with all 1 n 2 on my list?

4. I quite like the idea of having my mouth fucked while I’m sat in the shower as you hold the shower head over my face. I’d love to do it handcuffed with a toy buzzing against my clit - update: i did this for the first time on Monday and it was amazing!!

5. I’d love to have a spreader bar on my legs while I’m handcuffed n blindfolded and then have my pussy licked for ages, making me cum hard multiple times.

PS: basic messages like ‘hey’, ‘hello’ or ‘hey sexy’ etc will be deleted - it’s just lazy! Same goes for winks, dick pics and friend invites from people I’ve not spoken to before!

If you’ve read this far, you’ll know my favourite colour is red ;)

** ITS ALL ABOUT THE CONNECTION, WITHOUT THAT SEX WONT BE ENJOYABLE **

Funshine14

50 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Large
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 40 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, SM, Spanking, Threesomes, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*oyi82 (40), Man on 27 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
It took such a long time to meet but was well worth it such a lovely beautiful woman can’t wait for round two

*akie69 (48), Man on 25 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had a wonderful time with funshine 14 this morning a little unexpected but well worth it. Felt comfortable from the start. Had a lovely chat and then passionate amazing time with lots of naughty fun. Very beautiful horny lady who knows what she wants. Had an amazing time together. Great hand and oral skills looking forward to seeing her again. We left the with a very wet bed not enough towels for this amazing lady. Truly amazing lady that I can’t wait to see again xx. If you get the opportunity to meet her you will not be disappointed.

*an76basildon (48), Man on 18 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
Unexpected meet after work had a great tiime with funshine she’s laid back fun easy to get on with and sexy as fuck can’t wait till next time

*r Wiggleworth (47), Man on 14 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
2 meets in a week I must’ve been good in another life. Fun treated me to an impromptu meet that she had sorted out ( hotel paid for, out fit on, fun laid on bed blindfolded waiting for me ) all I had to do was turn up, cum lots and god did I. Her oral skills are amazing, if fun doesn’t get you cumming with that throat of hers then nothing will. Xx we will meet again and start ticking some more things off her bucket list !

*r Wiggleworth (47), Man on 12 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had an amazing time no rushing no pressure we simply enjoyed each others many talents ( would suggest bringing a towel or 2 ). Fun wants to please and she does this very well, her oral skills are next level. She put me at total ease. Gentlemen this lady knows how to please and want she wants, treat her with the respect she deserves and will be in for the time of your life. Fun is a truly Awesome lady whoever gets to meet her is in for an exceptional time.

*igLadKentV3 (37), Man on 15 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for friend accepting me,you keep missing my messages so il try this way to try get noticed lol.. really wanna chat,please message me back xx

*r orgasms (47), Man on 5 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady at the last minute after chatting for a few weeks had a amazing time with her and would defo meet her again

*veryinchcounts (51), Man on 18 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met Funshine with another guy and she had her 1St Mfm she loved everything second of it enjoying two cocks at the same time she came loads. Until next time hun xx