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Woman in Essex, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

I CANNOT MAKE THIS CLEAR ENOUGH - I WONT MEET RANDOM CHANCERS AND THATS NON NEGOTIABLE! MY PROFILE, MY RULES!! I know exactly what I do n don’t want from here - if you don’t fit with that I’ll just ignore/block you…

Please include your face pic with your first message - and dont get butthurt if I don’t respond at all. Im starting to realise I’m a tad demisexual so if I’m not attracted to you I won’t waste our time chatting - equally I might chat to you and still not feel like meeting you - basically, it’s gota be chemistry first, if that feels right then the rest will naturally flow. Good conversation, a bit of wit and a sense of humour will get you much further than copy/paste compliments.

My ‘type’ is big (fat not muscly), chunky, burly, bearded guys. Tats help too so if a viking lookalike drops in my inbox I’ll be a very happy woman! Sorry but slim/athletic/muscular types do nothing for me.

I won’t ever accommodate or come to yours for meets so please don’t ask me to. Low-effort messages like ‘hey’ or ‘hi sexy’ won’t work on me - nor will repeated follow-up messages because I didn’t reply to the first. If you’re original and interesting, you’ll stand out and I’ll notice you.

** TESTED NEGATIVE (19th February) **

Funshine14

51 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Large
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 40 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Blindfolds, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, SM, Spanking, Threesomes, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*winginggent (46), Man on 17 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
A lovely lady, great communications and knows what she wants. Looking forward to meeting her again and arranging a GB for her

*akie69 (49), Man on 25 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had a wonderful time with funshine 14 this morning a little unexpected but well worth it. Felt comfortable from the start. Had a lovely chat and then passionate amazing time with lots of naughty fun. Very beautiful horny lady who knows what she wants. Had an amazing time together. Great hand and oral skills looking forward to seeing her again. We left the with a very wet bed not enough towels for this amazing lady. Truly amazing lady that I can’t wait to see again xx. If you get the opportunity to meet her you will not be disappointed.

*r Wiggleworth (48), Man on 14 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
2 meets in a week I must’ve been good in another life. Fun treated me to an impromptu meet that she had sorted out ( hotel paid for, out fit on, fun laid on bed blindfolded waiting for me ) all I had to do was turn up, cum lots and god did I. Her oral skills are amazing, if fun doesn’t get you cumming with that throat of hers then nothing will. Xx we will meet again and start ticking some more things off her bucket list !

*r Wiggleworth (48), Man on 12 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had an amazing time no rushing no pressure we simply enjoyed each others many talents ( would suggest bringing a towel or 2 ). Fun wants to please and she does this very well, her oral skills are next level. She put me at total ease. Gentlemen this lady knows how to please and want she wants, treat her with the respect she deserves and will be in for the time of your life. Fun is a truly Awesome lady whoever gets to meet her is in for an exceptional time.

*igLadKentV3 (38), Man on 15 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for friend accepting me,you keep missing my messages so il try this way to try get noticed lol.. really wanna chat,please message me back xx

*r orgasms (48), Man on 5 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady at the last minute after chatting for a few weeks had a amazing time with her and would defo meet her again