Flying circus here we come ??

Couple in Colchester, East Midlands, UK

Joined: 2 weeks ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

We are a delightfully old-fashioned, thoroughly modern couple—49 years young, still married to each other (despite several tempting opportunities to exchange one another for a moderately priced goat). Intellectual? Certainly. Hot? We like to think so, though our mirrors have been suspiciously diplomatic lately. We’re normal, down-to-earth, and possess all the usual features: a sense of humor, an alarming appreciation for good wine, beer or whiskey, excellent conversation, and a healthy enthusiasm for life, laughter, and each other. Especially each other. Apparently, this makes us quite baffling to dating apps, where being genuine is often treated like a rare tropical disease. We’ve been called “old-fashioned,” which we consider rather charming, like handwritten letters or people who know how to use an indicator. We’ve also been scammed more times than a medieval peasant at a miracle cure convention, but optimism remains our chief and most incurable condition. If you enjoy wit, warmth, mischief, intelligent banter, and people who know that life is far too important to be taken seriously, then pull up a chair. We adore good company, bad jokes, and the sort of laughter that makes strangers stare. No drama, no pretension, and absolutely no cryptocurrency advice.

Kate

48 years old, Bi-curious

5'7" 170cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Goran

49 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings