Thought I better do it

Woman in Norwich, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 day ago

Update 18223. I play computer games a lot you can find me most day and night on cod and valorant. The former is shit this year. Mostly play with the guys on pc but do have the odd PlayStation friend

Update 8/10/22

I’ve got crohns disease I call everyone a cunt even my friends and the outside world freaks me out. I don’t really want to meet anyone here but I am always curious. One person I play cod with they know who they are lol. I don’t really like skinny people because I’ve lots a lot of weight and it’s not very comfortable.

I don’t drive but I could travel? I like day trips and I hate veg. I tried vegan but meat tastes to good.

I don’t really like Curley hair unless it’s on black women. I’m sick in the head most of the time and angry at most things.

I have shit underwear but I have an amazing bad dragon collection. I’m getting fairly advanced now as I’m very competitive. Perfect partner would be a women just like me.

I did start mma recently and was fairly good I was told.

I like cars my favourite is a bmw m2 competition, I’d be someone’s bunny for life if they bought me one!

I’m saving for a go pro and I want to go to Disney in America.

People ask me how many people I’ve met and the answer is 0. Most people are freaks and the rest I either want to meet but freak out or I just don’t find attractive. I do really like talking to people.

May favourite thing to do on here is weird people out lol

Old profile stuff

hi thanks for taking the time to read my page. I haven't been on all that long. It's worth saying up front that I'm unlikely to meet anyone on this site but there have been a few interesting offers and one or two I defiantly plan to accept.

Not really been on this site or one like it before and I'm actually fairly anti social media is I was bullied a lot in my teen as for a few year I had kind of a brain fart and messed myself up a little.

It kind of made me a little angry and and if you have ever watched the film inside out I'm angry. That why I have red hair but don't get me started on that covid has kinda fucked things up and my bathroom looks like a crime scene.

I don't like poo or wee but I'm up for most things. I'm not very experienced with guys as I identified as gay and now perhaps bi? This means if I'm honest cock pics make me want to be sick but I do like the idea of one so far it would split me in two lol but to be honest it could be harly Quinn's baseball bat for all I care. And talking to me about how you have a cock as long as your leg is a total waste of time because I shut you not only about 5 inches fits in there I'm not sure what the hell is going on but I hit bone or something it just doesn't go down further.

My hobby is that I game mostly on a pc that I stole / borrowed from my brother. All my friends are boys and most of them will straight up kill you if I asked them to so don't fuck me off.

I tend to spend most of my time alone because I hate peoples.

I have no boobs my ass is flat and yes I do shave everywhere but right now I'm full German and I literally don't care. If someone would pay for it all to be lasered off I'll "love you long time". ;-)

I spend all my money on holidays and will start repping as soon as covid stops and get shot of this boring ass country

I have scars literally it isn't nice and I'm not proud of it but sometime it hurts and it helps. I'm trying to get better.

I'm hyper competitive if someone wants to do something I want to do it better

I have recently noticed latex I have non so far but someone on here are the masters of that shit and it looks amazing and I even have a girl crush now after googling the outfits. Some girls have such amazing figures.

But then I see someone nice, I enjoy talking to them, I don't have to see their face or want to fuck them and I feel happy. I imagine how soft their skin is and I lay with them hearing their heartbeat it's all still and I cuddle and fall asleep and dream of large open spaces.

I have no idea if this give you some insight but perhaps under here I will answer people's questions

-no you can't have no photos until I want to give them

- I'm talking to several people on here I don't want to talk on chat apps here is nice for now but I have saved a couple of numbers for when I leave this site

- yes I do want a baby so much but actually I'd rather adopt I think

- yes I am very short and yes my feet are small but I've been told they are nice

- do I like cockold. No I have no idea what that is but I selected it by accident.

- looking to try anal stretching but not started at all yet. But I've bought something on Black Friday to get me started.

- I don't really mind how old you are but I wonder why you are messaging me and not finding a lovely lady your own age? I will talk to anyone is truthfully sometimes I'm lonely even if I do prefer my own company

- last relationship was 3 ish years and ended about a month ago ish. It was a girl and not a boy.

Best looking girl Holly Willoughby and best looking boy is Chris Pratt

- I'm not a guys fucking sub if you try to make me a sub I will punch you in the face and you will be my bitch but I promise you won't like it

- I do like tickles a lot yes down my back and I like people to play with my hair

Gem

28 years old, Bisexual

4'9" 147cm
Slim
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Oral, Threesomes, Toys

Thought I better do it

Woman in Norwich, East Midlands, UK

Looking For

Meeting

Interests

Friends