A night to remember!!

Man in Folkestone, South East, UK

... "Accommodating in Folkestone now". Monday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 days ago

Handsome, intelligent, modest, dashing, modest, debonair, charismatic, modest, with a rapier wit, exceptionally well endowed, modest, an absolute genius in the bedroom and Not forgetting modest!! (personally I think it's one of my best qualities but I'm not one to brag!)

I'm an Englishman and proud of it, I'm a professional builder and bloody good at it! and I'm proud of that too!

I'm in my early 40s and arrived in sunny Folkestone just before Christmas (I say sunny actually it pissed down for the first 4 months as far as I'm aware)

I have a nice place of my own which means yes you lucky people, I can accommodate whenever and whoever I like!! Yay me!!

The joys of being adult enough to move out from your parents!

(That would be sad, So so sad! I bet you're out there now, sitting in the garage all your bedroom reading this on your phone because the big computers downstairs and mummy doesn't like you going on those awful sites,

I mean she had to have words with a vicar last time you forgot to clear the browsing history

And there's that time she came home early from the shops and found you.....

Anyway I digress)

I have spent the last 20 years in three long-term relationships and before that I was a youngster so I lived at home with my parents!

Now I live on my own for the first time and it's very weird!! I can watch whatever I want on TV and have whatever I want in the fridge!

The most disturbing thing is to find that when I come home from work the house is tidy??

So this is the plan!!

(It was going to be The Plain but I didn't think I could justify the capital letters)

Take a year or so off from relationships to really get to know myself, learn all about the inner me and all the rest of that hippie crap!

(There might be joss sticks involved I'm not sure yet!)

However I may have to draw the line at tree hugging as there will be a definite conflict of issues, what with me being a carpenter and all.

(I've now got visions of me hugging a tree and whispering things like "I'm going to make you into a door" Bad enough being told you send out mixed signals without doing things like that)

So why am I here? And no, the intention is not to try and single-handedly shag my way across Kent ( as fun as it would be, My knees would give out on me before I made it to Canterbury?)

Single life is fine, But there are certain things like tennis, picnics, committing armed robberies ect that are a lot better doing with someone else! (possibly more than one!)

(except tennis that would be really shit with three of you)

Apologies for the short intro but I can't be arsed At the moment I'll probably do something better If I get the time!

Fab Swingers (and any subsidiary there of ) Would like to make it known that they are not affiliated with and therefore accept no responsibility for losses, damages, fires, ruined marriages or pregnancies! caused by engaging with or even talking to this showboating idiot!

Fab Swingers (and any subsidiaries there of) Would also like to make it clear that they cannot be deemed liable for any losses, damages, fires, divorce fees or medical bills caused directly or indirectly by associating with the aforementioned showboating idiot.

Fab swingers (and any subsidiary there of) do however believe that The aforementioned show boating idiot more than likely does still live with his mum!

G Man

44 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Cross-dressing, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Toys

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