Can be available most the time with some notice.

Man in East Bristol, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

I've got a big wand and I cannot lie,

You women just can't deny

That when a wizard walks in

with a wand that's ace

And a round knob on the end

You get wet,

Wanna roll out your tongue

Cause you notice that wiz is staffed

Deep in the magic he's making

You're hooked and ya can't stop starin'

Oh baby, you're gonna wanna get with me

And take so many pictures

Your homegirls tried to warn you

But that wand I've got make's you so horny

Ooh, Gan-d-alf-big-stick

You say you wanna ride on my broom?

Well, use me, use me

Cause I ain't your average loony

Baby's got baaaaaaack...

*Ahem* If you giggled/laughed/smiled at the above then continue - the dungeon is this way.

I am a genuine single dadbod male, who has been on and off here here for years but can't stay away it seems. Love playing with singles, couples, and moresomes.

If you think sex is an olympic multi-activity sport and should leave everybody on the verge of heart attacks then I'm obviously the man for you. If you're thinking you need a man who can hold his breathe for 20 mins then definitely get in touch.

I take each person on an individual basis, and open to all types - but have a huge thing for curvy women.

On the other hand people don't read these things anyway and just look at pictures - personality doesn't matter does it? So if you are interested message me with "Gandalfs Massive Staff" somewhere so at least we can both laugh about the thought of a giant wizard knob.

45 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

Can be available most the time with some notice.

Man in East Bristol, South West, UK

Looking For

Meeting

Interests

Friends