Can be available most the time with some notice.

Man in East Bristol, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 days ago

I've got a big wand and I cannot lie,

You women just can't deny

That when a wizard walks in

with a wand that's ace

And a round knob on the end

You get wet,

Wanna roll out your tongue

Cause you notice that wiz is staffed

Deep in the magic he's making

You're hooked and ya can't stop starin'

Oh baby, you're gonna wanna get with me

And take so many pictures

Your homegirls tried to warn you

But that wand I've got make's you so horny

Ooh, Gan-d-alf-big-stick

You say you wanna ride on my broom?

Well, use me, use me

Cause I ain't your average loony

Baby's got baaaaaaack...

*Ahem* If you giggled/laughed/smiled at the above then continue - the dungeon is this way.

I am a genuine single dadbod male, who has been on and off here here for years but can't stay away it seems.

Up for meeting with singles, couples, and moresomes.

If you're looking for someone with a decent sized staff, and a tongue that will cast orgasmamazius on you, then definitely reach out.

I'm a dom end switch, but very pleasure dom oriented, so will work with you to find what works best.

On the other hand people don't read these things anyway and just look at pictures - personality doesn't matter does it? So if you are interested message me with "Gandalfs Massive Staff" somewhere so at least we can both laugh about the thought of a giant wizard knob.

45 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

Can be available most the time with some notice.

Man in East Bristol, South West, UK

Looking For

Meeting

Interests

Friends