Come play with me, you’ll enjoy it.!

Woman in Cardiff, Wales, UK

... "I will not respond to your messages if you send me a picture with you wearing sunglasses it’s just fucking rude.". Thursday

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 2 days ago

I’ve been here before, and I know what I want!!

The children summer holidays is upon us again, so when my teenager is out and about, I might do a couple of spontaneous meets!!

Just too say I’m in the middle of packing my house up so Cardiff here I come so bear with me I am a bit of a nightmare returning messages sorry

Right one more time for the cheap seats in the back, please gentlemen please message myself with a face if you I will delete your messages

Any rude fuckery or mind games I’ll block you, haven’t got time for all that shit, I realise, unlike many here, that I'm not going to float everyone's boat...and that's absolutely fine with me !

The only thing I don’t do is Anal so if it’s your thing block me or I’ll block you cos I really don’t care!!!

I haven’t got a submissive bone in my body, yes I’m a BBW I have a wobbly bits that a BBW have !

I can’t accommodate in the evenings as I have a teenager in the house, but I might come out for the right person

Please don’t message I’m in your area, it does nothing for me. I know my worth…

I do have a very high sex drive, so if you can’t last a hour, 2,3,4 wishful thinking then just wasting our time !!

Tip of the day! Treat life‘s little problems like a dog would if you can’t eat it or shagged it piss on it and walk away!

I could write for every on here but let’skeep short and sweet!

Q&A

How you finding fab , I usually google it

Do you swallow ,yes otherwise food says in my mouth

Are you enjoying fab, yes I’m like a fat kid Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory lol

What you looking for? I was thinking a nice game of frustration.

What size are your boobs , 42 J all homegrown !

So one more time for the cheap seats in the back I’ve been on here before I can’t keep away from my own sins !! I’m not one of those women who has to be in the click I do Fab for what I want it for which is just fun and sex not too much ask for lol It’s too much hard work keeping up with the Jones’s you look like a bunch delusional dickhead I’ve met some really good people on here along the way and I’ve also met some right two-faced twat’s and it’s so nice to see so many of them on my block list !!

Ps I don’t do married cos it’s a waste of my time and yours !!!

Pps if you had me on your block list put me back on it I haven’t changed !!

Plus size Barbie

47 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Fabulous
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 30 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*heoriginalCJ (50), Man on 17 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
After many years of knowing each other, we finally got to spend some time catching up. The conversation flowed so well, I found that she isn't as innocent as she seems and boy ! She can be very very naughty. Treat her with respect guys, as shes definitely a woman who knows what she wants and won't be fooled.

*yan20-10 (42), Man on 17 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Wow what can I say about this sexy lady. I have met here a number of times and she’s completely amazing and incredible in bed. Great body and a fantastic smile xx

*0yearsandgrey (50), Man on 15 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
A chance at redemption with this lovely lass (for which I am grateful). Hopefully I've made amends...great lass, a joy to know and sooooooooo much fun to play with. X

*ermitNerd (37), Man on 20 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
I’ve met Goldie in a vanilla setting and she’s always so warm and friendly!

*ilverfox43 (44), Man on 20 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Good old goldiecocks always eats her porridge. Good to see you back